# I pit....  DrFidelius!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drfidelius/749916>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 23, 2016, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drfidelius/749916 "2016-03-23T02:26:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drfidelius/749916/361 "2016-04-14T01:43:31Z")

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> [@JohnClay](#):
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> > [@ddsun](#):
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> > Are we condemned to one massive Pit thread about your diets because you can’t open any more diet threads?
> 
> Bingo.

[Moderating]  
Fuck no. That’s not what this forum is for. This thread is closed. Do not start another one.  
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2016, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drfidelius/749916/362 "2016-04-14T01:44:04Z")

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But before I do that, I want to give a shout out to this outstanding _Zork_ reference.

> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Anybody want to hear about a lump of green putty I found in my armpit?

Edit: It’s been pointed out to me that this is a Hitchhikers Guide reference, not a Zork reference. Please don’t send any more PMs.

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