# I pit drive-by posts **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 18, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112 "2006-04-18T02:38:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/81 "2006-04-19T15:07:20Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Mariana > I just met a trench named Mariana. I like Alfredo better. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/82 "2006-04-19T17:18:33Z")
> [@Xploder](#): > > Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes, Mr Pugh minces among bad vats and jeroboams, spinneys of murdering herbs, and prepares to compound for Mrs Pugh a venomous porridge hitherto unknown to toxicologists which will scald and viper through her 'til her ears fall off like figs, her toes grow big and black as balloons, and steam comes screaming out of her navel. > > (Cakes! Cakes! Cakes!) I always liked the fact that Zappa slightly misquotes Thomas. It proves that he happened to have the passage memorized and was reciting it off the top of his head. If it had been perfect I would have assumed he was reading it, probably from a note passed up from the audience. **MORE POETRY, PLEASE!** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/83 "2006-04-19T19:04:39Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I like Alfredo better. Do you like it [this much](http://spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1989)? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/84 "2006-04-19T19:18:22Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > Do you like it [this much](http://spamusement.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1989)? Hey, cool! Do those come in home models? There’s a corner of my kitchen it would be _perfect_ for. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/85 "2006-04-19T20:08:32Z")
Who was it that used to run naked through threads? That was pretty funny. It always seemed to come right when the stress level of the thread was at its highest point. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/86 "2006-04-19T20:15:00Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Who was it that used to run naked through threads? Let’s just pretend it’s Kari from Mythbusters. ---
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/87 "2006-04-19T20:20:45Z")
> [@Cluricaun](#): > > Let’s just pretend it’s Kari from Mythbusters. Deal. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/88 "2006-04-20T00:17:33Z")
Okay, since my brain has basically turned to mush since I got old, who was the poster who used to streak the threads? Iampunha? Is that right? And while we’re at it, who was the one-trick pony who was so obsessed with circumcision?z ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/89 "2006-04-20T00:58:40Z")
The streaker was\*\* iampunha\*\*. The circumcision maniac was **Jack Dean Tyler**. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/90 "2006-04-20T01:49:05Z")
This thread’s still alive? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/91 "2006-04-20T02:20:53Z")
Zombie thread! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/92 "2006-04-20T13:00:20Z")
_Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins_ ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/93 "2006-04-20T13:06:43Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > _Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiins_ I’m afraid a zombie’ll starve to death in this thread … ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/94 "2006-04-20T15:45:15Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > I always liked the fact that Zappa slightly misquotes Thomas. It proves that he happened to have the passage memorized and was reciting it off the top of his head. If it had been perfect I would have assumed he was reading it, probably from a note passed up from the audience. > > **MORE POETRY, PLEASE!** > [@](#): > > Two Guys From The Audience: Rotten gulls beating with large rubber sails! Who cares? Now it is light! > [@](#): > > Angus O’Riley O’Patrick McGinty Burnt wind Heart stinks Charred man Burns Squirm screeing FZ: Is there more? Angus: PAIN! (Yes!) There ya go…more poetry for the masses… ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/95 "2006-04-20T15:47:29Z")
note: sadly enough, I can quote anything from any Zappa album ever put out there…including most of the bootlegs. Yeah, I know, pathetic but what the hell. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/96 "2006-04-20T20:13:25Z")
THANK you, **silenus**. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/97 "2006-05-10T16:54:25Z")
> [@vinniepaz](#): > > This is the newest thing I can’t stand about this board. In threads concerning political matters, I it when people post a one or two sentence, extremely controversial and political statement, often in the form of sarcasm or a joke, and then leave without doing ANYTHING to back up what they said. > > Examples: (Examples snipped as not necessary to the joke **–kd99** ) > > My problem with this is that it’s just too easy. I feel like on a board like this people should be held accountable for what they say. IOKIARDI Laszlo, get us outta here, quick! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/98 "2006-05-10T19:34:03Z")
I’d rather see a drive-by post than a twenty-page pissing contest where the arguers pretty much post the same thing over and over and engage in quote/nitpick volleys. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/99 "2006-05-10T19:37:08Z")
But _the children_!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112/100 "2006-05-10T19:41:42Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Is there some reason you stopped before getting to Preston Bush? Yeah, really. I mean, the guy stole Geronimo’s _skull._ Fuckin’ cocksucker. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-drive-by-posts/353112.md?page=6)