# I Pit Dumbasses in SUVs who don't know how to drive

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 16, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877 "2005-12-16T06:31:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877/41 "2005-12-18T16:46:39Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> Really?
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> What I know is that there is a huge difference between going over some tracks at 65mph, 20mph, and crawling across like you’re toting nitroglycerinem and sleeping babies.
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> Interestingly enough my Accord can do all three of them. The tracks aren’t that bad…
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> -Joe

BWWWHAAAAAHAAAAAAA. ALL SUV drivers tote nitroglycerin and sleeping babies. This is our secret.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877/42 "2005-12-18T18:28:27Z")

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> [@duffer](#):
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> I realize you’re from Atlanta and by default so much better than us small town idjits.

Sweet Christ, this is just wrong on so many levels.

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877/43 "2005-12-18T22:55:25Z")

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> [@John Carter of Mars](#):
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> ‘96 Chevy S-10 truck, 5-speed, 30 mpg. Just turned 190k on it. But if you wanna tangle bumpers, I’ve got some heavy iron in the form of a Ford tractor. It’s good for playin’ chicken and stuff. 😃

Tractor chicken? No thanks. I only play chicken on Zamboni’s 😃

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**Author:** ![John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@John\_Carter\_of\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Carter_of_Mars)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-dumbasses-in-suvs-who-dont-know-how-to-drive/335877/44 "2005-12-19T05:15:11Z")

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> [@Metacom](#):
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> Blue or red? 🆒

Blue!

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