# I pit Enes Kanter

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Tags:** basketball-nba
**Created:** [September 4, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820 "2026-09-04T15:57:41Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author: ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2026, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/21 "2026-09-05T13:41:33Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> To be fair (for no good reason), presumably most professional athletes final season is pretty bad, that’s why they get cut.

“Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn’t end.”

-Cocktail

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### Author: ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/22 "2026-09-05T13:47:59Z")

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Sky owner Michael Alter has a response to the lawsuit:

> "We received word that the entity owning the Chicago Sky is being sued by Mr. Enes Kanter Freedom for allegedly violating his First Amendment rights. This lawsuit is meritless and frivolous.
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> “Freedom’s claim that he was removed from Wintrust Arena due to his speech is false,” Alter said in his statement, per Kareem Copeland on X.
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> Alter added, "As his own complaint acknowledges, he wore the shirt in question for multiple hours without any contact with security.
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> “Security removed Freedom only after he violated fan code of conduct by rising from his seat, gesturing at a player, and stepping toward the court. Freedom was removed for his conduct, not his speech. We look forward to the truth prevailing in court.”

Link to [Yahoo](https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/chicago-sky-owner-ruthless-response-102055956.html)

> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> the WNBA’s commissioner announced today that she is stepping down

Also from the above link:

> Meanwhile, Kanter Freedom is focused on his next controversy after suggesting he should be made the WNBA’s next commissioner after Cathy Engelbert announced her retirement from the position at the end of the season.

Good luck with that effort, asshole.

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### Author: ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/23 "2026-09-05T13:57:15Z")

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> We received word that the entity owning the Chicago Sky is being sued by Mr. Enes Kanter Freedom for allegedly violating his First Amendment rights. This lawsuit is meritless and frivolous.

For a moment, I genuinely thought this meant God.

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### Author: ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2026, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/24 "2026-09-06T02:04:00Z")

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> [@Railer13](#):
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> Good luck with that effort, asshole.

What an absolute shitstain, and so are the people that are amused by this and support his actions. How do you claim to be standing up for women’s sports while doing everything you can to hurt and mock women’s sports?

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/25 "2026-09-06T02:11:48Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> How do you claim to be standing up for women’s sports while doing everything you can to hurt and mock women’s sports?

Clearly, him saying “I’m standing up for women’s sports” is a lie, or at least a cloak for what he and others are really saying, which comes down to “trans women are not real women,” as well as “actual female athletes and sports are inferior in every way.”

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2026, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/26 "2026-09-06T11:19:30Z")

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You can edit that last sentence a little more tightly. His actual meaning is “Actual females are inferior in every way.”

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### Author: ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)
#### Post date: [September 10, 2026, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/27 "2026-09-10T13:11:43Z")

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Caitlyn Jenner has entered the fray to attack her own people by supporting Enes Kanter, and is claiming she will also enter the next WNBA draft:

> **[Caitlyn Jenner backs NBA players mocking trans athletes](https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/08/14/caitlyn-jenner-trans-athletes-nba-wnba-basketball/)**
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> Caitlyn Jenner has praised two former NBA players who mockingly declared themselves eligible for the WNBA by claiming to identify as women.

Another odious piece of trash trying to get attention at the expense of her fellow trans people. What a collection of assholes this whole thing is turning into.

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### Author: ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2026, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/28 "2026-09-12T03:20:05Z")

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You would think they’d have figured out by now that it kind of weakens their position to draw everybody’s attention to the fact **nobody except themselves is dishonestly pretending to be a trans female athlete merely as a ploy to compete in women’s sports.**

_“You have to ban real trans female athletes to protect cis female athletes from the dangers of our asshole trolling about fake trans female athletes!”_

Um, or you guys could try just not being asshole trolls?

It’s like when Republicans argue that we have to destroy representative government in favor of a billionaire kakistocracy because Government is Bad, and proceed to make their point by trashing the rule of law and ripping off trillions from the taxpayers. _“See, we told you that Government is Bad!”_ Yeah, it sure is when you do it, but that’s not exactly an indictment of the system as a whole.

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### Author: ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2026, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/29 "2026-09-17T01:56:42Z")

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Yes, Caitlyn. You joining will force the WNBA to say something about trans people. They couldn’t possibly not draft a septuagenarian for any other reason.

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### Author: ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2026, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/30 "2026-09-17T02:11:25Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> They couldn’t possibly not draft a septuagenarian for any other reason.

A septuagenarian who hasn’t played competitive basketball since she was in high school, at that.

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### Author: ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/31 "2026-09-19T22:18:47Z")

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But she is a biological man which instantly makes her the athletic superior to any of the fairer sex. Any WNBA team would be foolish to turn her down. /s

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### Author: ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/32 "2026-09-19T22:22:28Z")

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It would be awesome to watch Caitlyn Jenner show up for a WNBA tryout. She would not do well.

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### Author: ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/33 "2026-09-19T23:27:31Z")

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It would be fun to watch all these trolls fail utterly at tryouts against the WNBA’s second string.

Plaster that shitshow all over YouTube and get half the planet laughing & pointing at these pathetic losers who can’t play basketball as well as a girl. (Their derisive term, not mine.)

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### Author: ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2026, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/34 "2026-09-24T01:08:03Z")

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Kanter could have been remembered for courageous stands like [this](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10010405-enes-kanter-responds-to-death-threats-in-twitter-post-i-am-not-scared).

His enemies in Turkey are probably chortling over the mess he’s made of his image.

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### Author: ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-enes-kanter/1032820/35 "2026-09-24T19:11:39Z")

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> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > We received word that the entity owning the Chicago Sky is being sued by Mr. Enes Kanter Freedom for allegedly violating his First Amendment rights. This lawsuit is meritless and frivolous.
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> For a moment, I genuinely thought this meant God.

Ted Lasso had the same misunderstanding about “the owner of the Sun.”

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