# I pit everyone

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-everyone/453873>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 23, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-everyone/453873 "2008-06-23T03:27:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Gozu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gozu/32/6615_2.png) [@Gozu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-everyone/453873/1 "2008-06-23T03:27:06Z")

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You know, you\* could \*decide to make all your lives revolve around me and live only to serve my every whim.

But _noooooo_, no, instead you just keep on caring about your own stuff.

I spit on you all.

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**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-everyone/453873/2 "2008-06-23T04:02:07Z")

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That’s nice. Take two aspirin and don’t call me in the morning.

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-everyone/453873/3 "2008-06-23T04:06:00Z")

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As part of our plan to keep not making our lives revolve around you, I’m closing your Pit thread. Put _that_ in your pipe and smoke it!