# I Pit Fenris

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 12, 2003, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703 "2003-03-12T01:07:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/81 "2013-12-30T17:30:56Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> I just want to defend Dick Van Dyck.
> 
> I’ve seen a thousand people beat on him for the accent, as if he were simply incapable of doing a real accent for the role. Hell, earlier in this thread people were speculating that Disney just HAD to have a guy who could dance and were stuck with Van Dyck even though he couldn’t do the voice.
> 
> That’s crap. DVD was doing it on purpose because he was being funny! Agh!

Who’s Dick Van Dyck? For my acting needs, I’ll stick with [Dick Van Dyke](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Van_Dyke).

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/82 "2013-12-30T18:15:57Z")

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> [@Jonathan\_Chance](#):
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> I just want to defend Dick Van Dyck.
> 
> I’ve seen a thousand people beat on him for the accent, as if he were simply incapable of doing a real accent for the role. Hell, earlier in this thread people were speculating that Disney just HAD to have a guy who could dance and were stuck with Van Dyck even though he couldn’t do the voice.
> 
> That’s crap. DVD was doing it on purpose because he was being funny! Agh!

Well…

They hired him a coach for the accent…the coach they hired him was IRISH. Get an American guy known for broad humor and no subtlety to do a cockney accent he learned from an Irish guy and you get Bert in Mary Poppins.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/83 "2013-12-30T20:55:36Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> Crimeny crumbcake! Are people ever going to stop harping on that?! _They needed a guy who could dance!_ And they needed an American “name”, because none of the other principals were known in the US! Leave orf!

Dear, Rilchiam,

You’re ten year old self was wrong.

Here is Dick Van Dick saying he had never danced before Mawy Poppins.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/b71ZOTdLKUI/maxresdefault.jpg "Dick Van Dyke Reveals The Origin Of His “Mary Poppins” Accent | CONAN on TBS") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71ZOTdLKUI)

Love,  
Guv.

Also Disney, via Mawy Poppins, invented upskirt photos.

[http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mary+poppins+flying&gbv=2&sa=X&oi=image\_result\_group&ei=gd3BUqP4ONLpoASzGg&ved=0CC0QsAQ](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mary+poppins+flying&gbv=2&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ei=gd3BUqP4ONLpoASzGg&ved=0CC0QsAQ)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/84 "2013-12-30T22:15:31Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> The real question is, is Fenris indeed an ignorant slut? Is he _still_ an ignorant slut?

[According to this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=16970152&postcount=21707), we have decided that Fenris is no longer an ignorant slut.

He is now a dumbass ho.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/85 "2013-12-30T23:17:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Dear, Rilchiam,
> 
> You’re ten year old self was wrong.
> 
> Here is Dick Van Dick saying he had never danced before Mawy Poppins.
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71ZOTdLKUI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71ZOTdLKUI)

that was a disturbing video because his voice sounds old - like his dentures are loose or something.

but I’m glad DVD is still alive and am enjoying [this interview](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RJiptMYGA4) with Kevin Pollack much more (because he sounds normal)

I heart DVD

I suppose this is a hijack but who cares?

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**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2013, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/86 "2013-12-31T00:21:37Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Dear, Rilchiam,
> 
> You’re ten year old self was wrong.
> 
> Here is Dick Van Dick saying he had never danced before Mawy Poppins.
> 
> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71ZOTdLKUI](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b71ZOTdLKUI)
> 
> Love,  
> Guv.
> 
> Also Disney, via Mawy Poppins, invented upskirt photos.
> 
> [mary poppins flying - Google Search](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=mary+poppins+flying&gbv=2&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ei=gd3BUqP4ONLpoASzGg&ved=0CC0QsAQ)

Which is very odd because he certainly danced in Bye Bye Birdie, for which he won a Tony long before he did Mary Poppins.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/87 "2014-01-01T01:00:59Z")

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!

I missed this entire thread when it was started, and am just now learning something really important about Bedknobs & Broomsticks:

> [@Arden\_Ranger](#):
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> But B&B had that really cool final battle scene with **pipers** and knights and everything!

**Why did nobody tell me?!?**  
\<\< \*\*Piper \*\*stands, arms akimbo, tapping foot in irritated fashion \>\>

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/88 "2014-01-01T01:09:35Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> The real question is, is Fenris indeed an ignorant slut? Is he _still_ an ignorant slut?

Personally, I think we can never know too much about **Fenris’s** sexual activities. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/89 "2014-01-01T11:24:42Z")

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One good thing about resurrecting this thread–it reminded me to look up the old SNL “Point/Counterpoint” sketches. Ah, hilarity.

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**Author:** ![Bouncer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9d8465/32.png) [@Bouncer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bouncer)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/90 "2014-01-02T17:48:10Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> The real question is, is Fenris indeed an ignorant slut? Is he _still_ an ignorant slut?

Oh I think we _all_ know the answer to that.

Regards,  
-Bouncer-

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/91 "2014-01-02T20:08:50Z")

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I presume Fenris knows B n K has some recycled songs rejected from other Sherman Bros movies including Mary Poppins.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2014, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/92 "2014-01-02T23:16:35Z")

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I don’t have a dog in this fight (except that MP is infinitely superior to B&B), but I just wanted to say thank you too all that expressed love for “Feed the Birds”. I always thought I was an odd duck because that was always my favourite song from the movie. I feel a little less alone this afternoon.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/93 "2021-06-20T21:57:18Z")

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Not sure how I came across this, but wanted to resurrect it with the speculation - are there any roiling pit threads over, say, _Lost Horizon?_ _Can’t Stop the Music?_ _Umbrellas of Cherbourg?_  
No idea how slutty Fenris still is.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/94 "2021-06-21T00:36:10Z")

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I’m not sure the bullshitter in wolf’s clothing made the transition. Only one post in the past 365 days.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/95 "2021-06-21T01:01:04Z")

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Just enough to get the fucking medal!

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/96 "2021-06-21T01:12:12Z")

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Post Title modified to reflect new rules in The Pit.

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**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/97 "2021-06-21T03:09:27Z")

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Hey congrats on becoming (barely?) a mod, whenever that happened. (guess I’m out of the loop - didn’t see anything in ATMB).  
Dece to the max and the one-eyed jacks! 🙂

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**Author:** ![GWF\_Hefel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/898d66/32.png) [@GWF\_Hefel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GWF_Hefel)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/98 "2021-06-21T03:20:17Z")

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But what was the original thread title? Is it now lost forever? It is referenced in the thread.

(Sorry for the bad messaging, but I have issues with the board software.)

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-fenris/160703/99 "2021-06-21T03:28:09Z")

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Perhaps for posterity, we need to include a reference to the original thread title. In this case, it was “Fenris, you Ignorant Slut.”

Balancing all the competing interests with varied personal preferences along with board software limitations is challenging. Thanks for bringing your concern to my attention. I’ll pass it along in the mod loop.

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@Guest-starring_Id, thanks for your kind wishes.

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