# I pit Frank Stallone **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 31, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555 "2018-03-31T22:56:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/1 "2018-03-31T22:56:33Z")
Frank Stallone, Sylvester’s shitty little D list brother, tweeted “This David Hogg pussy is getting a little too big for his britches. I’m sure someone from his age group is dying to sucker punch this rich little bitch. Watch him run home like the coward he is. He’s the worst rep for today’s youth headline grabbing punk.” The backlash was so big that he locked his Twitter account. Who’s the pussy now, Frankie? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/2 "2018-03-31T23:05:27Z")
“_The only way I know how to deal with disagreements is through violence, so that must be how most everyone else operates as well._” ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/3 "2018-03-31T23:36:53Z")
The worst punishment for Frank Stallone is his being Frank Stallone. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/4 "2018-03-31T23:39:41Z")
> [@Baron\_Greenback](#): > > The worst punishment for Frank Stallone is his being Frank Stallone. I wonder if his mother has ever told his fortune by reading his butt cheeks. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2018, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/5 "2018-03-31T23:48:43Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > I wonder if his mother has ever told his fortune by reading his butt cheeks. I was just thinking about that. For those that might think this is a joke, here is her Rumpology website. And all you have to do is send her a photo of your ass and a bunch of money and she will reveal all about your past present and future! > **[Jacqueline Stallone’s Rumpology Reports!](https://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html)** > > Jacqueline Stallone, the foremost American rumpologist, has revealed and revived the ancient art of Rumpology. Rump reading is an art that was practiced in anci Those Stallones’ are true American patriots. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/6 "2018-04-01T00:12:58Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I was just thinking about that. For those that might think this is a joke, here is her Rumpology website. And all you have to do is send her a photo of your ass and a bunch of money and she will reveal all about your past present and future! > > [Jacqueline Stallone's Rumpology Reports!](http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html) > > Those Stallones’ are true American patriots. I’m sending her a photo of my bare ass, sticking out of a car window, but I’ll be damned if I’m giving her a penny. ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/7 "2018-04-01T00:45:46Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I was just thinking about that. For those that might think this is a joke, here is her Rumpology website. And all you have to do is send her a photo of your ass and a bunch of money and she will reveal all about your past present and future! > > [Jacqueline Stallone's Rumpology Reports!](http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/rumps.html) > > Those Stallones’ are true American patriots. A mere $600 for a total rump report. You can have each cheek - or your arse crack - evaluated independently for a smaller fee, of course. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/8 "2018-04-01T01:21:16Z")
Yet more evidence that many conservatives nowadays are embracing (and hard) several idiot balls. Or cheeks, for that matter. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/9 "2018-04-01T01:28:56Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I’m sending her a photo of my bare ass, sticking out of a car window, but I’ll be damned if I’m giving her a penny. :D:D:D ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/10 "2018-04-01T01:31:30Z")
can the boomers please just die off already? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/11 "2018-04-01T01:34:10Z")
hey! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/12 "2018-04-01T02:36:55Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? Why do you want to decimate the Dope??? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/13 "2018-04-01T02:39:22Z")
We will always be an ambulatory punch line. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/14 "2018-04-01T02:42:15Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? Judging by the number of diaper-pooping kiddies we’ve had on this board who have subsequently been banned, I don’t think the problem is boomers. The problem is stupidity – there’s a lot of it around, and there’s a culture of stupidity that promulgates it; a culture that says that media is all about ad revenues and therefore sensationalism, a culture that says that “money is speech” and that moneyed speech is more important than truth. Don’t blame Frank Stallone, blame the Kochs and the Mercers, the Steve Bannons and Rogers Ailes and the Hannitys and the Trumps and all the gun nuts and all their enablers. If you think boomers are the problem prepare yourself for a shock: there’s a Trump generation growing up that is going to be far worse than anything we’ve seen yet. The Parkland kids are one side of the future, but there’s another, much darker and more sinister side. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/15 "2018-04-01T03:11:23Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? Excuse me?!?!?! Many of us (maybe even most of us) are just as pissed off about this, as you are. So back off a bit. ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/16 "2018-04-01T03:20:35Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? Enough with the hatred toward the boomers!! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/17 "2018-04-01T03:24:18Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? Eat shit, asshole. You want to blame the boomers, then blame the younger generations for not voting. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/18 "2018-04-01T04:48:53Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > can the boomers please just die off already? _takes off bloody clothes and throws them in an incinerator_ Well, I’ve done my part… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/19 "2018-04-01T05:00:01Z")
I don’t want all the Boomers to die but the stupidest 20% of them doing so would be a big help. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555/20 "2018-04-01T05:06:35Z")
I think it’s funny how you’re blaming older people when we have so many young men waving rebel flags and wearing MAGA hats around here. We have a lot of young Trump fans in the military as well. My daughter just married one. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-frank-stallone/811555.md?page=2)