# I Pit Heterophobes **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686 "2013-10-08T15:11:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/21 "2013-10-09T16:30:10Z")
And the bullying! I’m fed up with teh gays of my acquaintance knocking my sense of fashion. Just leave me alone, OKAY! (_sob_) LEAVE ME ALONE! ---
**Author:** ![Strassia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@Strassia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strassia)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/22 "2013-10-09T17:01:30Z")
> [@Gedd](#): > > Santa does have those Claws . . . > > (D&R) > > Back to the OP, I believe in the Biblical example of marriage. > > Abraham: 3 wive, multiple concubines > Jacob: 4 wives > Moses: 2 wives > Gideon: “Many wives” > David: 5 named wives plus “more wives and concubines” for at least 22. > Solomon: 700 wives 300 concubines Don’t forget Lot! If your wife dies and you have no sons, you can just knock up your daughters to keep you family name going! ---
**Author:** ![Depakote\_Chopra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/919ad9/32.png) [@Depakote\_Chopra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Depakote_Chopra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/23 "2013-10-09T18:22:22Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > or “heterosexuality is a mental disorder” Considering the mad efforts some heterosexual males put into getting laid, there might be truth to that statement. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/24 "2013-10-09T18:36:55Z")
> [@aNewLeaf](#): > > Government should not be marrying people. Let marriage be a private function of churches, synagogues, and casinos and the problem goes away. Now this argument always fails to make sense to me. Marriage has always been a governmental institution. It is a way to regulate property, inheritance, and other economic situations. Why would marriage ever not be a government issue? Religion did not invent marriage and most of our current marriage laws can be traced to Roman law not Christian or Jewish religious beliefs. (But, if a Justice of the Peace came at me with a marriage license, I suppose I do support a “stand your ground” law that would permit me to shoot him.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/25 "2013-10-09T19:35:12Z")
> [@sylmar](#): > > For “Stand Your Ground” to apply, can you shoot Santa once he’s trespassing in your house, or does he have to be threatening you with presents? > [@SteveG1](#): > > You have to check for witnesses (don’t want any) and then accuse him of attacking you. You’ll be OK with shooting him in Texas. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686/26 "2013-10-09T19:39:49Z")
> [@Strassia](#): > > Don’t forget Lot! If your wife dies and you have no sons, you can just knock up your daughters to keep you family name going! More “if all the prospective husbands are dead, it’s totes OK to get dad drunk and rape him”, but hey, don’t let me intrude irrelevant facts here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-heterophobes/670686.md?page=1)