# I Pit Hitler **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 28, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308 "2011-01-28T16:55:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/61 "2011-01-29T04:56:36Z")
He should release those as a podcast series, ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/62 "2011-01-29T04:59:27Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > I never get why they called it the Goose-step. That’s now how Geese walk! Hitler’s full of shit. Once they go though Nazi boot camp, they will walk how they’re TOLD to walk. Men and geese both! ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/63 "2011-01-29T05:43:54Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Once they go though Nazi boot camp, they will walk how they’re TOLD to walk. Men and geese both! Actually, geese cannot be trained. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/64 "2011-01-29T07:00:54Z")
Dude couldn’t even grow a proper mustache. Plus his real name was _Schickelgruber_. What a tard! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/65 "2011-01-29T07:22:35Z")
Veddy amusink, herr Boyo. But do you haff papers for zis Pit Thread? Nein? Men! Seize zis thread und take it to MPSIMS! Macht shnell! ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/66 "2011-01-29T12:35:07Z")
> [@Rain\_Soaked](#): > > Well, at least he could [dance](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWhLY60G7C8). Oh, I thought that was an [obscure Kate Bush reference.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf-gh0xNvEc) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/67 "2011-01-29T14:10:29Z")
> [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](#): > > Actually, geese cannot be trained. They will obey or die! Just like everyone else! ---
**Author:** ![Ibanez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a4c791/32.png) [@Ibanez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibanez)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/68 "2011-01-29T14:31:16Z")
Meh… If someone would of just given him a hug back in the early 1930’s and told him everything was going to be ok we may of avoided that whole world war thingy for 6 years. ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/69 "2011-01-29T14:58:44Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > They will obey or die! Just like everyone else! Ha ha. Do you know why Emily Dickinson’s chicken crossed the road? Because it could not stop for death! Do you know who else had chickens like this? _Hitler!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/70 "2011-01-29T15:42:23Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What was his stance on rape? Given his [preferred method of hand greeting](http://blog.binnyva.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/hitler_paper.jpg) I’d say he was against it. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/71 "2011-01-29T16:21:10Z")
[Mr. Hilter](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQkcP0olmQY) is a perfectly nice person and doesn’t deserve pitting. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/72 "2011-01-29T18:29:02Z")
Hilter’s all right I guess, he’s a bit weird though. I once saw him in the local book shop, he was looking for a map of Bideford for his hiking trip. When I pointed out that the map he was holding was in fact a map of Stalingrad, and not of Bideford, he got a bit weird. I guess he didn’t understand me as he still bought the Stalingrad map. His hike will be ruined I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/73 "2011-01-29T20:18:37Z")
Hitler was a terrible artist, but what truly made him evil is how his influence spread and he was able to export his atrocities across the globe. To put it simply, Hitler was the Thomas Kinkade of his generation. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/74 "2011-01-29T20:35:06Z")
No wonder millions died trying to stop him. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/75 "2011-01-30T01:49:45Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Hitler was a terrible artist, but what truly made him evil is how his influence spread and he was able to export his atrocities across the globe. To put it simply, Hitler was the Thomas Kinkade of his generation. Ouch! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/76 "2011-01-30T02:09:56Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Hitler was a terrible artist, but what truly made him evil is how his influence spread and he was able to export his atrocities across the globe. To put it simply, Hitler was the Thomas Kinkade of his generation. I think you may have crossed a line here. That’s just inappropriate. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/77 "2011-01-30T04:31:42Z")
Yes. It’s unfair to Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/78 "2011-01-30T04:36:46Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > I think you may have crossed a line here. That’s just inappropriate. Comparing Hitler to Kinkade is a line that stepping over not should be.\* \*With no apologies to Yoda, The [Butcher](http://www.swrpgnetwork.com/files/endor/) of [Endor](http://www.swrpgnetwork.com/files/endor/). ---
**Author:** ![toofs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4491bb/32.png) [@toofs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toofs)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/79 "2011-01-30T12:05:34Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Yeah, well, say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos. Yeah, well, you know, that’s just like, uh, your opinion, man. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn\_K\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Shawn\_K\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shawn_K_1)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2011, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308/80 "2011-01-30T15:22:24Z")
\*\*\*\*ing Germans. Nothing changes. \*\*\*\*ing Nazis. plus Hitler ruined that particular mustache style forever +2 days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-hitler/569308.md?page=3)