# I Pit "I Pit..."
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 19, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912 "2005-10-19T15:29:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/1 "2005-10-19T15:29:50Z")
There are five subject titles on the front page that start “I Pit…” (althugh one has been moved).
C’mon people!!! Think of something else, maybe “J’Pitte”. You are in the pit we know you are pitting something. That’s like going to MPSIMS and starting a thread, “I must share this mundane, pointless stuff about…”
We are all friends here, well most of us, anyway, so I will refrain from calling you all goat felchers, just misguided, 😛 Let’s pick up the pace, leave 110% on the field, put our best foot forward and never give in. You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Forget it Dopers, it’s Chinatown!
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### Author:  [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/2 "2005-10-19T16:14:16Z")
This OP makes me wish I could drink at work too. You are one lucky Octopus!
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/3 "2005-10-19T16:34:55Z")
It’s better than “In which (poster) pits (whatever they’re pitting)…”
Haven’t seen that in a while, though, unless I’m just not looking.
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### Author:  [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/4 "2005-10-19T16:40:55Z")
> [@Casey1505](#):
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> It’s better than “In which (poster) pits (whatever they’re pitting)…”
Or “Resolved: Blah, blah.” Lame high school debate format, that’s what that is.
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### Author:  [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/5 "2005-10-19T16:45:34Z")
Nothing beats the simple elegance of “Fuck \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_”.
Unless perhaps you add “six ways from Sunday”, “and the horse /he/she/it rode in on”, “up every conceivable orifice with rusty farming implements”, etc. etc.
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### Author:  [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/6 "2005-10-19T17:02:19Z")
> [@Gangster Octopus](#):
>
> There are five subject titles on the front page that start “I Pit…” (althugh one has been moved).
>
> C’mon people!!! Think of something else, maybe “J’Pitte”. You are in the pit we know you are pitting something. That’s like going to MPSIMS and starting a thread, “I must share this mundane, pointless stuff about…”
>
> We are all friends here, well most of us, anyway, so I will refrain from calling you all goat felchers, just misguided, 😛 Let’s pick up the pace, leave 110% on the field, put our best foot forward and never give in. You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Forget it Dopers, it’s Chinatown!
You should take your own advice brother.
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### Author:  [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/7 "2005-10-19T17:23:23Z")
I pit people who pit the phrase “I pit”.
And the horse they rode in on. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/8 "2005-10-19T17:56:27Z")
> [@](#):
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> I Pit “I Pit…”
Pity.
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### Author:  [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/9 "2005-10-19T18:00:58Z")
I found it amusing that when I saw this thread the next 4 threads started with “I pit”.
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/10 "2005-10-19T18:44:44Z")
_I pit…“I pit”
But no one gives a shit
My thread provokes
Nothing but jokes
I pit…“I pit”…_
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/11 "2005-10-19T18:48:17Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#):
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> Pity.
Fool.
😉
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### Author:  [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/12 "2005-10-20T01:46:40Z")
I pet dogs.
I putt golf balls.
I put on the ritz.
I pot plants.
I peet moss.
I pit bulls.
I pat myself on the back.
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### Author:  [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/13 "2005-10-20T02:02:57Z")
You can’t just pit bulls without giving us a goddamn reason!! Put some substance in your post, jerk!
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### Author:  [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/14 "2005-10-20T02:07:44Z")
At least he’s not pitting cows. At least not in this thread.
Maybe he’ll start an udder thread, detailing his beef.
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### Author:  [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/15 "2005-10-20T12:15:36Z")
I herd what he’s saying.
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### Author:  [@AndyPolley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndyPolley)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/16 "2005-10-20T12:20:21Z")
Sure…Let’s see a few more “…with the rage of a thousand suns…” pittings.
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### Author:  [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/17 "2005-10-20T13:03:07Z")
I pit cherries and olives.
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/18 "2005-10-20T13:29:32Z")
I pit my thongue piting into a pagel while I wath reading thith.
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### Author:  [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/19 "2005-10-20T13:41:38Z")
> [@mr bus guy](#):
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> I pit my thongue piting into a pagel while I wath reading thith.
You have bagels? All we had were seedheads, and we had to grind them with our teeth!
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-i-pit/326912/20 "2005-10-20T13:48:02Z")
> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> Fool.
> 😉
It’s quick and witty responses like this that show why you’re on the “A Team” of SDMB posters!
😛
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