# I Pit ILMVI for Complaining Incessantly About Acronyms

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 29, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142 "2021-05-29T01:49:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/182 "2021-06-01T15:46:39Z")

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> [@Kron](#):
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> Right, I wasn’t referring to ILMVI, but posts like this:
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> > [@elbows](#):
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> > About 50% of the time I just exit the thread, especially if it’s in the OP. Screw-in, if they wanted a conversation they should have been clear.

With any thread, I guess you can either screw in or screw out. ILMVI’s preferred approach appears to be a hammer.

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**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/183 "2021-06-01T15:50:20Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> With any thread, I guess you can either screw in or screw out.

… or screw-up?

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/184 "2021-06-01T22:16:30Z")

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Honest question: why is ok that you use multiple acronyms in your posts, but you get upset when other people do it?

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/185 "2021-06-02T00:34:49Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Honest question: why is ok that you use multiple acronyms in your posts, but you get upset when other people do it

I gotta admit, you got me there. Good catch!

It’s too late to edit but I can, (albeit belatedly) write out the acronyms from my post but I think they are already known to most:

> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Thank you. Looks like a good tool for a complete SDMB experience.

SDMB = Straight Dope Message Board

> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> AFAIK, Milgram’s experiments were not about torturing …

AFAIK = As Far As I know

> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> Your posts in the QZ forum have been very helpful to me.

QZ = Quarantine Zone

> [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](#):
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> get meaningful immune system protection from COVID …

COVID = Corona Virus Disease.

Again, thanks @madmonk28 for catching that. I was the Pot calling the kettle black, eh? Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/186 "2021-06-02T00:51:45Z")

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> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> There is a proper method of handling this. Write your suggestion in ATMB and try to persuade others of your point of view. If a consensus occurs, then the mod will be in charge of enforcing the rule.

I agree, ATMB is the place for suggestions for improvements; that’s a useful reminder about best practices. Thank you.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/187 "2021-06-02T00:52:22Z")

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It think the only one that would throw people is AFAIK, and most of us on the Dope know it by now. But occasionally spelling it out doesn’t hurt.

QZ might be weird in a few years, I imagine the Quarantine Zone will probably stop getting use at some point and be unknown to future new posters.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/188 "2021-06-02T01:00:51Z")

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> [@Larry\_Borgia](#):
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> Jesus Christ, what a lofty opinion you have of yourself. It isn’t justified.

There is a lot to be learned from listening to other folks’ opinions so I’m benefitting repeatedly in this thread from so many opinions shared candidly and directly without any unnecessary niceties. Thank you for being part of that help.

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/189 "2021-06-02T01:04:13Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> Seriously, your metaphors are all fraught with emotion. “Thrusting”? “At my target”? You’re taking your self-appointed task of redeeming this message board far too seriously, and then taking it personally when people remind you that that’s not your job (oh, and you’re really bad at it, but that’s okay. You can let it go, let it go…).

It was that bad, hmm? Sorry. As you can tell, I’m not a professional writer but I always welcome constructive criticism and your post is very helpful. Thanks!

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/190 "2021-06-02T02:29:13Z")

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Me for one.  
Now, how about that 24 k of g in p f d?

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/191 "2021-06-02T02:36:07Z")

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Mmmm, I’d love 24 kilos of Ghirardelli in a Personal Floatation Device!

(Handy in case your uninsured yacht sinks and you need to stave off depression…)

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/192 "2021-06-02T02:42:52Z")

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Wouldn’t it be easier to just admit that everyone uses acronyms and stop being so weird about it?

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/193 "2021-06-02T03:05:12Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Wouldn’t it be easier to just admit that everyone uses acronyms and stop being so weird about it? &nbsp;

QFT. 😁

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/194 "2021-06-02T03:10:40Z")

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Quentin Fucking Tarantino?

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**Author:** ![Enjoy\_Slurm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enjoy_slurm/32/3937_2.png) [@Enjoy\_Slurm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enjoy_Slurm)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/195 "2021-06-02T05:59:13Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> It comes off like…

Canadians. Right. Those stuck up snobbish holier than thou ass clowns from the Land of Cans.

Ugh! with them!

Ugh!

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/196 "2021-06-02T11:14:26Z")

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I imagine the Quarantine Zone will probably stop getting use at some point and be unknown to future new posters.

That’s _one_ possible future. . .

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/197 "2021-06-02T11:22:26Z")

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Everybody had eventually grown used to perpetual masking and the 6-monthly continuously updated Army-administered booster shots until what later became known as COVID-24 began to circulate. Then it got bad.

The few survivors ruefully called it COVID-Max, The Final Edition.

Cheers! ☕

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/198 "2021-06-02T11:52:09Z")

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> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> The few survivors ruefully called it COVID-Max, The Final Edition.

CMTFE

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/199 "2021-06-02T12:08:32Z")

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IITYWIMWYBMAD?

A restaurant we frequent in St Martin allows their waitstaff to wear T-shirts with this on them. When asked, they say, “ If I tell you what it means, will you buy me a drink?” A few people reply, “yes”. The management allows their waitstaff to drink on the job.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-ilmvi-for-complaining-incessantly-about-acronyms/943142/200 "2021-06-02T12:42:00Z")

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IYSMYTIWBYADM2+ 😉 :evil\_leer:

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Am I a bad person for figuring that out too quickly?

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