# I pit internet assholes! (RO) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 10, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207 "2009-02-10T13:35:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![1stFusilier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1stFusilier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1stFusilier)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/61 "2009-02-10T22:09:02Z")
Certain people in this thread are bang out of order. Do moderaters ever come here? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/62 "2009-02-10T22:11:23Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > If what I had to say was that beneath you and contemptible, why keep on responding and feeding the flames? Believe me, I’ve asked myself that question many times. ---
**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/63 "2009-02-10T22:11:37Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Ivan’s a mendacious, fundamentally untrustworthy, thieving braggart. He is, in other words, your basic criminal pusbag. He compounds that with coming here to be an attention-whoring troll. > I like talking about you in this thread, jailbird. We don’t have to be nice like in GD. > You like talkin about yourself and your daring criminal career. > Tell us about your time in the stoney lonesome. > Did you get along with your cellmates? > Were you the mommy or the daddy? I’ve gotta tell ya I, for one, am liking **Ivan** a lot more than you right now. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/64 "2009-02-10T22:15:27Z")
> [@1stFusilier](#): > > Certain people in this thread are bang out of order. Do moderaters ever come here? No threats of physical harm yet. It’s the Pit. I can call Ivan a sociopathic waste of protein if I want to and he can call me a homicidal maniac that wants to stomp kittens to death, and it’s pretty much within the rules here. ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/65 "2009-02-10T22:16:36Z")
> [@George\_Kaplin](#): > > I’ve gotta tell ya I, for one, am liking **Ivan** a lot more than you right now. That’s because Ivan hasn’t broken into your place and blamed you for it, yet. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/66 "2009-02-10T22:27:23Z")
> [@1stFusilier](#): > > Certain people in this thread are bang out of order. Do moderaters ever come here? Now the footwear appears. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/67 "2009-02-10T22:28:46Z")
> [@George\_Kaplin](#): > > I’ve gotta tell ya I, for one, am liking **Ivan** a lot more than you right now. Somehow, I shall press on with my life in spite of that. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/68 "2009-02-10T22:43:42Z")
[Bob Marley]I shot the burglar…but I did not shoot the home owners…[/Bob Marley] [sub]Yeah, I know, that was really shitty, but it’s all I’ve got[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/69 "2009-02-10T23:16:47Z")
> [@Cuckoorex](#): > > Believe me, I’ve asked myself that question many times. And yet here you are again? Obsessive, much? ---
**Author:** ![1stFusilier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1stFusilier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1stFusilier)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/70 "2009-02-10T23:17:44Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > Now the footwear appears. Erm…granted I’m pretty new here but…isn’t accusing people of being sock puppets kinda frowned upon? ---
**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/71 "2009-02-10T23:28:47Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > And yet here you are again? Obsessive, much? I guess I just keep falling for your traps. My failing to resist your trollbaiting doesn’t really compare to your failure to assign blame to prison kittens. ---
**Author:** ![1stFusilier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1stFusilier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1stFusilier)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/72 "2009-02-10T23:48:43Z")
Seems like there’s some pretty clear cut trolling going on in here. ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/73 "2009-02-10T23:55:34Z")
You don’t say! ---
**Author:** ![1stFusilier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/58956e/32.png) [@1stFusilier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1stFusilier)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/74 "2009-02-11T00:03:29Z")
> [@HongKongFooey](#): > > You don’t say! yes really 😛 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/75 "2009-02-11T01:02:20Z")
> [@George\_Kaplin](#): > > I’ve gotta tell ya I, for one, am liking **Ivan** a lot more than you right now. Really? Because I have **Scumpup** ahead. He’s a hotheaded asshole who likes to bring his very own argument along with him to threads but **Ivan** loves to troll himself into the center of attention. **Ivan** carefully lays it out in spurts but if you take time to read the threads **Scumpup** cited you can see classic condescending style **Ivan** trolling at his worst. And as for the op, **Ivan** isn’t outraged - he’s jealous. Jealous that the prankster gets to upset and piss off people and he didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/76 "2009-02-11T02:14:15Z")
> [@](#): > > **Baldwin** said: > (And, Ivan, the reason I call you a criminal instead of an ex-criminal is that I don’t think you feel any remorse for your actions. You sound like every punk-ass bitch jailbird I’ve ever heard rationalize his crimes as being anybody’s fault but his.) He doesn’t feel any remorse. The only reason he stopped breaking into homes and turned his criminal attention to commercial properties was that he burglarized the home of a gangster more dangerous than himself, and he was afraid of this gangster. Realizing that he could be severely injured or killed in his pursuits of other people’s things, he decided homes were too risky. He still thinks that it was the fault of the home owners for failing to properly keep him away from what he couldn’t possibly be expected to resist stealing. Now he has the gall to call out someone else whose minor criminal behavior pales in comparison to that of a career burglar. And I thought I’d seen it all. > [@](#): > > **BubbaDog** said: > And as for the op, Ivan isn’t outraged - he’s jealous. Youtube has a lot more celebrity status than SDMB. Wider audience, shall we say. I can see why **ivan** would be jealous. I honestly thought that I would come into this thread and merely point out that if he hates internet assholes, he must despise himself. I didn’t expect the double whammy of him being all irate over someone’s _criminal_ behavior when he’s so unapologetic about his own. Those of you who think that I’m following **ivan** around aren’t even in the same galaxy. I never noticed what a fucknugget he is prior to the two GD gun threads, and I’m sure he’ll fade back into obscurity soon enough when people get tired of hugging the little prison kitty. ---
**Author:** ![Jolly\_Roger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/91b2a8/32.png) [@Jolly\_Roger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jolly_Roger)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/77 "2009-02-11T02:39:15Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Really? Because I have **Scumpup** ahead. He’s a hotheaded asshole who likes to bring his very own argument along with him to threads but **Ivan** loves to troll himself into the center of attention. > > **Ivan** carefully lays it out in spurts but if you take time to read the threads **Scumpup** cited you can see classic condescending style **Ivan** trolling at his worst. > > And as for the op, **Ivan** isn’t outraged - he’s jealous. Jealous that the prankster gets to upset and piss off people and he didn’t. I’ve butted heads with **Scumpup** before but it was in a thread that I don’t even consider serious. I don’t think he’s an asshole though, I have no reason to. He may be hotheaded but a lot of us are. In the threads cited though \*\*Scumpup \*\*is not wrong IMO. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/78 "2009-02-11T02:44:10Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > Those of you who think that I’m following **ivan** around aren’t even in the same galaxy. I never noticed what a fucknugget he is prior to the two GD gun threads, and I’m sure he’ll fade back into obscurity soon enough when people get tired of hugging the little prison kitty. Considering what whiny little dick the guy is, I’m guessing he was more of a prison _doggy_, if you know what I mean. _hint hint_ ---
**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/79 "2009-02-11T03:07:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Considering what whiny little dick the guy is, I’m guessing he was more of a prison _doggy_, if you know what I mean. _hint hint_ Hmmm, nope, sorry. I kid, I kid By the way **ivan** has a thing about dogs too, let’s not get him started on that one 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/80 "2009-02-11T03:10:42Z")
What I’ve seen of our boy **ivan** leads me to believe that he was the Stimpy to a bigger con’s Ren. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207.md?page=5)