# I pit internet assholes! (RO) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 10, 2009, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207 "2009-02-10T13:35:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 91
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207/91 "2009-02-11T15:48:58Z")
You’re making the prison rape jokes too easy, **ivan**. This > [@](#): > > You mean, a well-wiped, tightly puckered up asshole that smells of roses, but is still full of shit? indicates pretty clearly that you’ve tossed a salad or two. How many packs of menthols did you go for? In any case, I’m not here to talk about me. I’m here to talk about you. More specifically, I’m here to talk about what a cancer you are on this board and, I expect, the world in general. You’re a troll, for certain. Unlike the clumsier trolls, you manage to keep your trollery at a level just below the threshold of moderator action. In the two threads I linked, there is no other word to describe your actions other than trolling. Unfortunately, good and valuable members of this board allowed your smug, irritating tone to upset them enough that the mods descended on _them_. Nothing pleases a troll more than getting someone else in trouble, so I’m sure you’ve read and re-read those posts with undiminishing pleasure. In any future gun-related threads where you show your face, I will make it a point\_via PM\_to discourage anybody from falling for your trolling. DNFTT is one of the oldest adages in the cyber world and it is just as valuable today as it was back in the usenet days. --- _[View the full topic](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-internet-assholes-ro/485207)._