# I pit Jesus and all other fairy godfathers. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 5, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264 "2011-02-05T06:18:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/1 "2011-02-05T06:18:37Z")
Isn’t it time to admit that this shit is getting us nowhere? Come on folks, why are we killing each other over such obvious fucking bullshit? How can peoples living in this day and age be stuck to bullshit on such an epic scale? You know who you are. Stand up and be the first in your click to say “Fuck it”. Be respected for having a mind that’s not for rent. There’s a Motherfucker living in a cave who is pulling our strings… Via a smart phone. And as a final note, will all you assholes who were praying for snow please cut it out?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/2 "2011-02-05T06:25:01Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Come on folks, why are we killing each other over such obvious fucking bullshit? If religion had never existed, people would just find some other bullshit over which to kill each other. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/3 "2011-02-05T06:28:07Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > If religion had never existed, people would just find some other bullshit over which to kill each other. That would be a little easyer to accept if “some other bullshit” is based in reality. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/4 "2011-02-05T06:35:05Z")
What gets me about the atheists on this board, not in real life life in general , just this board - I’m fine with atheism, but the ones on this board are _DICKS_. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/5 "2011-02-05T06:39:50Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > What gets me about the atheists on this board, not in real life life general - I’m fine with atheism, but the ones on this board are _DICKS_. I dont think you _need_ God, I think you _knead_ you’re dick while you’re reading the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/6 "2011-02-05T06:45:16Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > What gets me about the atheists on this board, not in real life life in general , just this board - I’m fine with atheism, but the ones on this board are _DICKS_. I am an atheist, and I agree entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/7 "2011-02-05T07:14:19Z")
Anybody care to explain how atheists on this board are dicks? ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/8 "2011-02-05T07:15:59Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I am an atheist, and I agree entirely. He said, with Jesus’ nutsack resting on his chin as he tapped out. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/9 "2011-02-05T07:18:27Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > I am an atheist, and I agree entirely. Dick. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/10 "2011-02-05T07:31:34Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Anybody care to explain how atheists on this board are dicks? The OP is a dick. First response in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=594844) Was it necessary? Nope. The guy is just a thread shiting dick. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/11 "2011-02-05T07:46:47Z")
Fuck you talking about? “Jesus loves you” sounds all warm and fuzzy for a milisecond, then the brain kicks in and … Oh yeah, thats fuckin funny! That is a [Factoid](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factoid), son. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/12 "2011-02-05T07:57:41Z")
Yep, you’re a dick. Not worth it ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/13 "2011-02-05T08:06:37Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Yep, you’re a dick. > Not worth it I liked the pre-edit comment better. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Meyer6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@Meyer6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meyer6)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/14 "2011-02-05T08:12:41Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > Stand up and be the first in your click to say “Fuck it”. Be respected for having a mind that’s not for rent. You know, I would think someone who considers themselves so terribly clever would know that it’s [clique](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clique), not click. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/15 "2011-02-05T08:20:40Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > You know, I would think someone who considers themselves so terribly clever would know that it’s [clique](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clique), not click. Noted. Merci. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/16 "2011-02-05T08:37:41Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > **I pit Jesus and all other fairy godfathers** Hey, talk like that about the Fairy Godfather and you’ll wake up with the severed head of a pegasus in your bed sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/17 "2011-02-05T08:44:14Z")
> [@Meyer6](#): > > You know, I would think someone who considers themselves so terribly clever would know that it’s [clique](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clique), not click. Ah, and there I was thinking Claude meant “be the first person within a one-kilometre radius…”. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/18 "2011-02-05T09:22:56Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Ah, and there I was thinking Claude meant “be the first person within a one-kilometre radius…”. :dubious: You guys back off! I fought in La Choy and Chung King! Give a Vet a break! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/19 "2011-02-05T15:26:13Z")
> [@Claude\_Remains](#): > > That would be a little easyer to accept if “some other bullshit” is based in reality. If you think they’re wrong, then you’ll never think they’re “based in reality”. Look at some of the political discussions on this board. The people on the left think the people on the right are loony bastards with no idea of how the real world works, and vice versa. Stop trying to tell other people what to believe and just live your own life. And for the love of God, spell-check your posts if you want people to think you’re smarter than all those dumbass theists. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2011, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264/20 "2011-02-05T15:37:47Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > If religion had never existed, people would just find some other bullshit over which to kill each other. Such as Communism or poker. “I’ve got your huckleberry.” Stranger [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jesus-and-all-other-fairy-godfathers/570264.md?page=2)