# I pit Jon "War Machine" Koppenhaver **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 14, 2014, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496 "2014-08-14T07:04:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/101 "2017-06-05T23:17:28Z")
Life in prison, with the possibility of parole after 36 years. [Link](http://news3lv.com/news/local/war-machine-to-be-sentenced-after) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/102 "2017-06-06T02:08:03Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > I was pretty sure this thread got bumped to say he had killed himself in prison. > > I await further developments. This. Oh well. Life it is. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/103 "2017-06-06T02:20:13Z")
> [@](#): > > Mack said that whatever the sentence imposed would not matter, nor change Koppenhaver. > > Mack said, “I don’t know if my life will be complete in 12 years or 20 years or 30 years, but I do know when he gets out he will kill me,” she said. :eek: Ooof. That’s a helluva thing. 36 years at 35 years old is a helluva long time. It seems likely that she will not have to worry about the day he gets out. ---
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/104 "2017-06-06T02:42:43Z")
I had hardly heard of this sick-o until this evening when I read an article in my Google news feed. Jesus what a fucking sick animal this is. Sadly spousal abuse is widespread and often lethal. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/105 "2017-06-06T04:20:05Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > I had hardly heard of this sick-o until this evening when I read an article in my Google news feed. Jesus what a fucking sick animal this is. Sadly spousal abuse is widespread and often lethal. Aye; this was big news here in Las Vegas, as you can imagine. We were given a very clear picture of who all the people involved are (although Miss Mack is fairly well-known locally) and at no time did Mr. Koppenhaver come across as anything other than a vicious self-obsessed jackass. Hell, just look at what he said at his sentencing: > [@Jon "Convicted Rapist" Koppenhaver](#): > > Not a day goes by that I don’t seriously regret the things I did. > [@Jon "Convicted Rapist" Koppenhaver](#): > > I should have killed myself. There is no reason right now that I should be in the dirt right now laying next to Aaron Hernandez. > [@Jon "Convicted Rapist" Koppenhaver](#): > > I hate this happened. I hate I hurt the woman I love. I hate I hurt my family … teammates. I hate I hurt my career. When this guy warms up to sing, it’s just ♫ “Me Me Me Me Meeeeeee…” ♫ And I love how he equates himself with Aaron Hernandez: “In my mind, I’m a superstar who lost it all, just like…” What a worthless douche. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/106 "2017-06-06T04:35:44Z")
Sometimes, just sometimes, after all the bad stuff we see and read in the news, something GOOD happens. I can but smile at the verdict and the sentence. It has made my afternoon a happier one. Well done US judicial system. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2017, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496/107 "2017-06-06T08:10:45Z")
I would have pitted him but i enjoy my teeth. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jon-war-machine-koppenhaver/695496.md?page=5)