# I pit Jonathan Chance **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924 "2020-01-24T23:27:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![thatsalotoff35s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@thatsalotoff35s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thatsalotoff35s)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/1 "2020-01-24T23:27:23Z")
Jonathan Chance claimed I was “genuinely out of touch with reality” for claiming that, given that he is doing Explosive Ordinance Disposal and hadn’t actually managed to blow anything up yet, that Trump is doing a damn fine job. Closing my thread was Un-American and close-minded as FUCK. He is using his position as moderator to make himself feel better about his own close-minded beliefs, otherwise known as confirmation bias due to cognitive dissonance and thusly constituting grounds for having his moderator status revoked with prejudice, by Trump and with further punishment under the standards of the Uniform Code of Military Justice thereby constituting Jonathan Chance’s retroactive induction into the military via the draft and Presidential Edict. Seriousy, what fucking planet is Jonathan Chance from if he **really still believes** that the President can’t personally fuck him in the ass and get away with it if he chooses and because it is in our best national security interest as concurred with by his closest and most intelligent advisors? Ref: [Why Trump is a Great President](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888943). #FreeSpeechEvenOnSDMB #USA #USA #USA ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/2 "2020-01-24T23:32:08Z")
Your thread being closed was an act of mercy. You are re-digging open the pit for yourself to fall back into now. ---
**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/3 "2020-01-24T23:33:20Z")
And if you’re trying to pose as a Trumper to false-flag troll (there are numerous varieties of trolling on the Internet, like Baskin Robbins, so I can’t be sure which of the 31 types you’re trying to imitate,) you’re doing a poor job of it. ---
**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/4 "2020-01-24T23:42:22Z")
A user who goes right to the Pit on their second day is a sock, right? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/5 "2020-01-24T23:51:28Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > A user who goes right to the Pit on their second day is a sock, right? A sock would know moderation complaints go to ATMB, not the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/6 "2020-01-24T23:52:16Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > A user who goes right to the Pit on their second day is a sock, right? A sock that lives under a bridge… ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/7 "2020-01-24T23:55:22Z")
> [@AlsoNamedBort](#): > > A user who goes right to the Pit on their second day is a sock, right? I can’t help but think of [Hanlon’s Razor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor) > [@](#): > > Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/8 "2020-01-24T23:56:37Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > A sock would know moderation complaints go to ATMB, not the Pit. Asshole sock would just claim he didn’t know any better just to take advantage of the situation. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2020, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/9 "2020-01-24T23:58:17Z")
> [@thatsalotoff35s](#): > > …grounds for having his moderator status revoked with prejudice, by Trump That can’t happen until at least the next meeting of the Bilderberg Group, and it has to be a unanimous decision. Word is that the 2020 conclave will be held at the Super 8 motel in Bulls Gap, Tennessee (Bilderburgers are eschewing their usual luxury accomodations in order to maintain secrecy, plus the Bulls Gap Super 8 is pet-friendly and offers the free high-speed Internet so essential to world domination). ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/10 "2020-01-25T00:00:54Z")
Fuck off you tedious cunt. If you really must troll at least attempt to be amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/11 "2020-01-25T00:01:43Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > I can’t help but think of [Hanlon’s Razor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon%27s_razor) Malice and stupidity are not mutually exclusive. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/12 "2020-01-25T00:01:55Z")
> [@thatsalotoff35s](#): > > Jonathan Chance claimed I was “genuinely out of touch with reality” for claiming that, given that he is doing Explosive Ordinance Disposal and hadn’t actually managed to blow anything up yet, that Trump is doing a damn fine job. Closing my thread was Un-American and close-minded as FUCK. He is using his position as moderator to make himself feel better about his own close-minded beliefs, otherwise known as confirmation bias due to cognitive dissonance and thusly constituting grounds for having his moderator status revoked with prejudice, by Trump and with further punishment under the standards of the Uniform Code of Military Justice thereby constituting Jonathan Chance’s retroactive induction into the military via the draft and Presidential Edict. Seriousy, what fucking planet is Jonathan Chance from if he **really still believes** that the President can’t personally fuck him in the ass and get away with it if he chooses and because it is in our best national security interest as concurred with by his closest and most intelligent advisors? > > Ref: [Why Trump is a Great President](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888943). > > #FreeSpeechEvenOnSDMB #USA #USA #USA Your madness must be liberating. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/13 "2020-01-25T00:04:55Z")
Obvious trock is obvious. You’re not playing the part of a delusional loon very well. You can see the thought process behind trying to be incoherent. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/14 "2020-01-25T00:15:49Z")
> [@thatsalotoff35s](#): > > Jonathan Chance claimed I was “genuinely out of touch with reality” for claiming that, given that he is doing Explosive Ordinance Disposal and hadn’t actually managed to blow anything up yet, that Trump is doing a damn fine job. Closing my thread was Un-American and close-minded as FUCK. He is using his position as moderator to make himself feel better about his own close-minded beliefs, otherwise known as confirmation bias due to cognitive dissonance and thusly constituting grounds for having his moderator status revoked with prejudice, by Trump and with further punishment under the standards of the Uniform Code of Military Justice thereby constituting Jonathan Chance’s retroactive induction into the military via the draft and Presidential Edict. Seriousy, what fucking planet is Jonathan Chance from if he **really still believes** that the President can’t personally fuck him in the ass and get away with it if he chooses and because it is in our best national security interest as concurred with by his closest and most intelligent advisors? > > Ref: [Why Trump is a Great President](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888943). > > #FreeSpeechEvenOnSDMB #USA #USA #USA **EasyPhil** , you dull bastard. How can we miss you when you won’t fucking leave? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/15 "2020-01-25T00:21:51Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Your madness must be liberating. It had that effect on me. I was so keyed up with impeachment frustrations, and here was a cute little breath of Batshit Wackshit H. R. Pufnstuff 'Shrooms-with-Varrrrrooms _Let’s believe anything we want to!_ liber-AYYYYYY-tion!!! It would’ve been a fun thread, in a make-fun-of-the-OP way. But I see JC’s point… we can’t give whack-jobs the message that we’re easy marks for their Illuminati/Cub Scout/Pizza Theory of the Week. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/16 "2020-01-25T00:38:06Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > **EasyPhil** , you dull bastard. How can we miss you when you won’t fucking leave? EasyPhil was loony, but wasn’t as out to lunch as this nut. But maybe he’s decided to up his game. I also am against the threads closing, but only because it had a lot of entertainment value. I’m opposed to the “SDMB is srs bizness” attitude. It isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/17 "2020-01-25T00:42:59Z")
This is actually one of the more enjoyable trolls/socks I can remember. I wanna hear more! Tell us about the lizard people from space! Tell us about the Bilderbergers! Tell us EVERYTHING! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/18 "2020-01-25T00:43:11Z")
I pit [Pit Viper eye pits](https://www.amnh.org/explore/news-blogs/news-posts/pit-vipers-can-detect-prey-via-heat). Extra infared eyes are just creepy. Stick to smelling with your tounge, you weirdos! ---
**Author:** ![str8cashhomie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@str8cashhomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/str8cashhomie)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/19 "2020-01-25T01:11:35Z")
> [@thatsalotoff35s](#): > > Jonathan Chance claimed I was “genuinely out of touch with reality” for claiming that, given that he is doing Explosive Ordinance Disposal and hadn’t actually managed to blow anything up yet, that Trump is doing a damn fine job. Closing my thread was Un-American and close-minded as FUCK. He is using his position as moderator to make himself feel better about his own close-minded beliefs, otherwise known as confirmation bias due to cognitive dissonance and thusly constituting grounds for having his moderator status revoked with prejudice, by Trump and with further punishment under the standards of the Uniform Code of Military Justice thereby constituting Jonathan Chance’s retroactive induction into the military via the draft and Presidential Edict. Seriousy, what fucking planet is Jonathan Chance from if he **really still believes** that the President can’t personally fuck him in the ass and get away with it if he chooses and because it is in our best national security interest as concurred with by his closest and most intelligent advisors? > > Ref: [Why Trump is a Great President](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888943). > > #FreeSpeechEvenOnSDMB #USA #USA #USA Don’t you realize? He’s a sleeper agent and he was activated to silence you. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2020, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924/20 "2020-01-25T01:15:55Z")
[Moderating] So, two things you should know. First, complaints about moderation are not allowed in the Pit. If you have an issue with something a moderator has done, the place to discuss it is ATMB. Not here. Second, there are a lot of really effective anti-psychotics on the market these days. Consult your doctor today! Anyway, this thread is closed. #TheSDMBIsAPrivateBusinessAndYouAreAllowedToPostHerePurelyAtOurDiscretion [/Moderating] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jonathan-chance/846924.md?page=2)