# I pit jtur88
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [January 4, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309 "2017-01-04T14:39:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/1 "2017-01-04T14:39:27Z")
jtur88, you are a fucking ass!!
Seriously dude, must you go in everyone’s thread for the sole purpose of laying a giant stinking turd?
[Your latest turd here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=815189) where you are basically complaining about a dude who called the police to stop a child from being raped.
You have many other turds you have dropped through out this board. But I’m just coming off a 12 hour shift and am too tired to search for them and leave links.
Perhaps others will chime in.
In any case, you are a fucking ass!!
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### Author:  [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/2 "2017-01-04T14:47:28Z")
[Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806571)’s one, in which he somehow tried to defend the people running a call center in India that defrauded Americans by pretending to be from the IRS and threatening them with arrest and prosecution.
> [@Major IRS scam phone call center busted in Mumbai](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/major-irs-scam-phone-call-center-busted-in-mumbai/767798/34):
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> > [@Major IRS scam phone call center busted in Mumbai](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/major-irs-scam-phone-call-center-busted-in-mumbai/767798/32):
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> > I saw one article that said that they were making about $90,000 to $170,000 per day. Another article said “an estimated $36.5 million was extorted from U.S. residents.”
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> That a dime per capita. Boo-hoo. Even if we could prosecute them (we can’t, no jurisdiction) it would cost $36 million to even make a dent in their business. Sham-wow alone might extort more than $36 million from US residents. American banks extort more than that from Americans iwith exorbitant fees, which go unchallenged and are blown off with a shrug. Walmort makes more tha $36 millilon just by rounding prices up to the next 88 cents.
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> American airlines all charge $200, just to change the date on your plane ticket – $400 if it’s international. Now who’s ripping us off? (British Airways charges nothing for that, and Emirates, Air France and Turkish only a small fraction of it.)
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/3 "2017-01-04T16:13:37Z")
> [@Grrr](#):
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> Seriously dude, must you go in everyone’s thread for the sole purpose of laying a giant stinking turd?
Some folks have something like a pathological need to be contrary. He’s one of 'em.
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/4 "2017-01-04T16:19:57Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=806571)’s one, in which he somehow tried to defend the people running a call center in India that defrauded Americans by pretending to be from the IRS and threatening them with arrest and prosecution.
And, in that same thread, posted hearsay about India not allowing McDonald’s then got all pissy when corrected.
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### Author:  [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/5 "2017-01-04T16:24:06Z")
Blame the moldy food JTard eats from dumpsters.
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### Author:  [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/6 "2017-01-04T16:47:47Z")
In my travels, I’ve found some backwater indigenous peoples enjoy stinky turds. If only everyone else were as smart as I am.
Besides, it’s all marketing.
BTW, I have a girlfriend!
Should I weigh in now or wait until I see which way the crowd goes?
Jesus is real! I have ontological proofs!
Too many? 😉
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### Author:  [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/7 "2017-01-04T16:59:49Z")
This pitting is overdue and deserved bigly. The guy thinks he’s “telling it like it is” when he wanders into every thread to take a big shit. Thank goodness for the ignore function.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/8 "2017-01-04T17:04:21Z")
We call him **jturd** over on another message board. Just sayin’
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### Author:  [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/9 "2017-01-04T17:58:27Z")
> [@cochrane](#):
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> We call him **jturd** over on another message board. Just sayin’
Don’t forget the “heil hitler” he has at the end of his moniker. Always a good sign.
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### Author:  [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/10 "2017-01-04T18:21:35Z")
I hear he’s completely blind yet has no problem driving down to the nearest dumpster to find dinner every night.
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### Author:  [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/11 "2017-01-04T18:26:31Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Some folks have something like a pathological need to be contrary. He’s one of 'em.
Is there a name for this. I have an ex-friend who took the opposite side of anything I would say.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/12 "2017-01-04T18:27:13Z")
> [@friedo](#):
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> I hear he’s completely blind yet has no problem driving down to the nearest dumpster to find dinner every night.
How do you think he can afford to travel around the world twice a year?
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### Author:  [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/13 "2017-01-04T18:29:45Z")
> [@friedo](#):
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> I hear he’s completely blind yet has no problem driving down to the nearest dumpster to find dinner every night.
When one sense is lost, the others become more acute. Like smell.
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### Author:  [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/14 "2017-01-04T18:34:55Z")
I’m surprised he hasn’t weighed in on this thread yet.
[Oldest food you’ve eaten?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=814868)
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### Author:  [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/15 "2017-01-04T19:04:11Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Some folks have something like a pathological need to be contrary.
No they don’t.
> [@madsircool](#):
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> Blame the moldy food JTard eats from dumpsters.
Not always. [Sometimes it’s road chicken. With a side of road cabbage.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19887543&postcount=60)
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### Author:  [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/16 "2017-01-04T19:50:18Z")
> [@madsircool](#):
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> Blame the moldy food JTard eats from dumpsters.
I blame it on his eating of too many banana peels.
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### Author:  [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/17 "2017-01-04T20:11:53Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#):
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> Is there a name for this. I have an ex-friend who took the opposite side of anything I would say.
ISTR a “Dilbert” character doing exactly this but the character is too minor to show up in the usual character lists.
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### Author:  [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/18 "2017-01-04T20:59:26Z")
I one-thousand percent support this pit. He’s a bitter misogynist, which explains why he thinks there was no crime with regard to that thread. What a useless bag of water.
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### Author:  [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/19 "2017-01-04T23:03:56Z")
My favorite thing about **jturd** is his complete belief that all medical care, of any kind, is bad and a complete waste of time. Appendicitis? Let it burst. Pneumonia? Cough up a lung. All doctors are charlatans and it’s a waste of time and money to see one.
I can’t tell if he’s a retiree or a troll faking the whole thing.
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### Author:  [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)
#### Post date: [January 4, 2017, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/20 "2017-01-04T23:35:12Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by **Just Asking Questions**
> Don’t forget the “heil hitler” he has at the end of his moniker. Always a good sign.
How cynical of you, it is merely coincidence that all trolls were born in 1988. 😛
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