# I pit jtur88 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309 "2017-01-04T14:39:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/201 "2021-06-28T14:38:43Z")
In fairness, when you’re pulling the food out of a dumpster, it does all tend to taste the same. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/202 "2021-06-28T14:58:17Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > I think they had a name for this back in the 1950s… “Won’t somebody please think of the children? Those mixed up miscegenated shades of brown children as ugly as sin?” The concern trolling might be funny if it weren’t decades old at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/203 "2021-06-28T15:17:21Z")
No more white bread, everyone will be forced to eat whole wheat! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/204 "2021-06-28T16:17:13Z")
Or marble rye. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/205 "2021-06-28T16:23:33Z")
> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#): > > Mixed-race couples will destroy white people and somehow cause there to be only one type of cuisine. What then, I say what then!? As long as that monolithic cuisine includes taco trucks, I’m good. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/206 "2021-06-28T16:46:11Z")
In another twenty years we won’t even have marble rye anymore, all the bread will be a uniform shade of tan. Which will be disastrous, how will we know what bread to hate? ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/207 "2021-06-28T17:17:11Z")
Got to admit, I like the logic presented, i.e. “we have to fight against diversity now so we will have diversity later” It’s the same conservative playbook with social security and wildlife conservation. Got to kill those things now so they exist later. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/208 "2021-06-28T17:46:51Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > No more white bread, everyone will be forced to eat whole wheat! Oh my God! It will be like living with my parents again! I won’t go back to that dry, crumbly stuff that disintegrates when you try to spread peanut butter on it! I won’t! We have to save white America! Or add more gluten, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/209 "2021-06-29T16:44:21Z")
Or in this case, the dumpster behind Taco Bell. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/210 "2021-06-29T20:35:01Z")
You also have to love the “Oh dearie me, I only meant to make a harmless comment. I hope I didn’t break any forum rules” approach. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/211 "2021-07-01T07:09:07Z")
Is it just me, or has his Old Man Waves At Cloud act picked up [steam](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-use-of-single-quote-marks/945354/11) recently? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/212 "2021-07-01T09:11:21Z")
\*yells ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/213 "2021-07-01T09:31:45Z")
Yes, sorry, Old Man Yells at Cloud ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/215 "2021-07-01T12:39:48Z")
’ If it ‘wasn’t’ for that ‘parsimonious’ edit ‘clock’ you coulda ‘fixed’ that!’ ‘j’turd’88’ ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/216 "2021-07-01T13:12:42Z")
WTF is he on about in the white population declining thread? That if too many non-white people come to the US it will mean the end of ethnic food? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/217 "2021-07-01T14:24:08Z")
Can I just say that I love “Old man waves at clouds” as a euphemism for older people who aren’t bitter and angry? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/218 "2021-07-01T15:28:57Z")
I do too. I thought it was an intentional play on words, I’m disappointed that it was a mistake. “Happy morning Mr. Cloud!” ☁ 👋 ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/219 "2021-07-01T21:05:52Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > WTF is he on about in the white population declining thread? That if too many non-white people come to the US it will mean the end of ethnic food? His problem isn’t non-white people coming to the US, but OMG breeding with our ever-so-white population, producing a country of beige inhabitants and one bland cuisine. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/220 "2021-07-01T21:12:32Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > and one bland cuisine I doubt the bland cuisine of the northern plains would get much traction anywhere else. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/221 "2021-07-01T21:50:24Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > WTF is he on about in the white population declining thread? This post nailed it: > [@Census to show first decline of white population](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/census-to-show-first-decline-of-white-population/944986/45): > > In case you all haven’t figured it out, jtur thinks that he has a clever gotcha and that people who like diversity are actually hypocrites because somehow diversity ultimately makes things less diverse. Something like that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309.md?page=12)