# I pit jtur88 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 4, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309 "2017-01-04T14:39:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/141 "2017-12-18T14:20:43Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > No, that’s not it. Yes it is. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/142 "2018-01-08T17:20:47Z")
[Pulling crap out of his ass, as usual.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20710091#post20710091) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/143 "2018-01-09T05:29:27Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > He’s like Shodan; Both are juuuuust this side of trolling. I said it once and I’ll say it again: **Shodan** is an outright troll, and is only saved from banning because he’s one of the board’s few Republicans who isn’t stupid or insane enough to make keeping them outright impossible. As long as he can keep the thin veneer of reasonableness over his actions, he’ll stay, no matter how obnoxious he is or how hateful his bigotry. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/144 "2018-04-17T01:04:43Z")
> [@Could you be a motivated defense lawyer for as guilty person](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-you-be-a-motivated-defense-lawyer-for-as-guilty-person/629649/39): > > If I were an attorney, I would feel it my moral duty to do anything possible to disrupt our headlong plunge into incarceration as the default resolution for every offense. Since there are only two possible outcomes (incarceration or acquittal), I would seek acquittal, as a moral position, in every prosecution, even for the guilty… > [@DeBeers sent me a settlement check. Anyone else?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debeers-sent-me-a-settlement-check-anyone-else/660893/11): > > I was one of the attorneys on the plaintiff’s legal team,. I got my check for $48-million the minute the gavel came down. :dubious: When and where did he go to law school? ---
**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/145 "2018-04-17T02:42:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > :dubious: > > When and where did he go to law school? Why, he went to every law school in the U.S. Twice. He holds law degrees from 700 law schools throughout the globe. He amassed so much wealth from his legal career and his talent for frugality in eating from dumpsters he was able to retire to a life of luxury in the Philippines, where he shares a tar paper shack with his wife’s extended family of 36, along with numerous dogs, goats and chickens. He also transcribed the entire ALR 3rd American Law Report Cases and Annotations set of 100 volumes in Braille. You know, just because he could. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/146 "2018-04-17T02:48:47Z")
> [@splatterpunk](#): > > Why, he went to every law school in the U.S. Twice. He holds law degrees from 700 law schools throughout the globe. He amassed so much wealth from his legal career and his talent for frugality in eating from dumpsters he was able to retire to a life of luxury in the Philippines, where he shares a tar paper shack with his wife’s extended family of 36, along with numerous dogs, goats and chickens. > > He also transcribed the entire ALR 3rd American Law Report Cases and Annotations set of 100 volumes in Braille. You know, just because he could. Well, you can’t spell Liberal without Braille. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/147 "2018-04-17T02:53:01Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > Well, you can’t spell Liberal without Braille. Connect the dots, people. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/148 "2018-04-17T10:57:16Z")
I heard he dated Morgan Fairchild. Whom he slept with. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/149 "2018-04-17T12:05:22Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I heard he dated Morgan Fairchild. Whom he slept with. Oooh! Retro! I like it ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/150 "2018-05-07T15:49:45Z")
OP is about coincidences. Food is left out overnight. OP decides to eat it anyway, since it was a cold night, but accidentaly knocks it on the floor and decides it was a sign from the universe. Asks about other fun coincidences that seem sign-like. [jerkface88](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854286) comes in with the first reply only to say people who worry about food safety are dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/151 "2018-07-03T02:02:07Z")
**JTurd** is really ramping it up lately. If only we weren’t so politically correct, [we’d be able to torture and kill people for “science,”](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21060568&postcount=17) you know, like Mengele or Unit 731. But alas, our PC culture is against murder and vivisection. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/152 "2018-07-03T02:04:47Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Blame the moldy food JTard eats from dumpsters. Maybe that shit had ergot on it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2020, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/153 "2020-02-02T03:20:19Z")
> [@Can you tell? \[child's future by age 16\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-you-tell-childs-future-by-age-16/847344/6): > > I think I can walk into any classroom of first-graders and predict, after a half a day, with 90% accuracy, which will grow up to be OK andd which will not. Neat trick for someone supposedly barely able to see! ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/154 "2020-08-01T15:06:27Z")
Jtur88 is sooper sad that he can’t catcall women in this day and age. > [@Women - how often do you experience catcalls?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-how-often-do-you-experience-catcalls/916937/10): > > If a woman makes a special effort to look nice when out shopping, and another woman casually remarks about her nice outfit, is that considered rude? What if a man did the same? Would that be a catcall? I grew up in the Dark Ages, when women appreciated well-meant compliments, but I’m having a hard time keeping up with the shifting boundaries. And the presumptions of misogyny until proved innocent. How dare these modern women not understand that he, a MAN, is just trying to give them a compliment! And then he doubles down with this lovely comment: > [@Women - how often do you experience catcalls?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/women-how-often-do-you-experience-catcalls/916937/27): > > Audacity is not what you women have, it’s what you lack. You are so steeped in fear, that you shut yourself off from the civil decency that most people are happily willing to share with you, albeit a few crude ones in the bunch, mostly harmless. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/155 "2020-08-01T15:27:32Z")
Hopefully people start reporting his posts more often in threads like that. Then he’ll either stop shitting in threads or be suspended. Flag those posts, let the mods know. They’re not ignoring his shit, they just need to have it brought to their attention. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/156 "2020-08-01T16:46:05Z")
> [@Perjury Trap](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjury-trap/916789/16): > > By the way, [**jtur** previously claimed to be an attorney, specifically in a class action suit](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debeers-sent-me-a-settlement-check-anyone-else/660893/11). Surely an attorney would know – or could easily find – answers to such questions. > [@Perjury Trap](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perjury-trap/916789/30): > > It’s pretty clear that that remark was intended to be hyperbole Let’s save time and assume everything the ass posts is a lie. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/157 "2020-08-01T18:13:43Z")
How would he differ from **aceplace57**? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/158 "2020-08-01T18:18:03Z")
**acey** is somewhat open to being corrected whereas **jturkey** simply doubles down or makes excuses for being wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/159 "2020-08-01T18:23:53Z")
From somewhere upthread: > [@Taxi driver saves girl from sex traffickers.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/taxi-driver-saves-girl-from-sex-traffickers/776089/23): > > Somebody has to step in to keep SDMB from becoming an echo chamber of non-contrarian conventional wisdom, hooting down any dissenter… That’s got to be the most – perhaps only – honest thing **jturkey** has ever said on the Dope. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2021, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/160 "2021-01-11T05:53:20Z")
> [@You recognize someone in insurrection pics. Do you ID them?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/you-recognize-someone-in-insurrection-pics-do-you-id-them/930032/75): > > Same answer I would give if asked if I would ID people at Occupy Walll Street… Depend on whether I thought they’d get a fair trial/. Depend on whether the prospective punishment would fit the crime. Depend on whether I thought they were basically malicious people likely to reoffend. These were crimes with no intended victims, by people caught up in the moment. I see no need for a witch-hunt. I’ve been in protests. If they turned ugly, would I be personally responsible for any consequent … Words fail me. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309.md?page=9)