# I pit jtur88

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 4, 2017, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309 "2017-01-04T14:39:27Z")\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-jtur88/776309/144 "2018-04-17T01:04:43Z")

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> [@Could you be a motivated defense lawyer for as guilty person](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/could-you-be-a-motivated-defense-lawyer-for-as-guilty-person/629649/39):
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> If I were an attorney, I would feel it my moral duty to do anything possible to disrupt our headlong plunge into incarceration as the default resolution for every offense. Since there are only two possible outcomes (incarceration or acquittal), I would seek acquittal, as a moral position, in every prosecution, even for the guilty…

> [@DeBeers sent me a settlement check. Anyone else?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/debeers-sent-me-a-settlement-check-anyone-else/660893/11):
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> I was one of the attorneys on the plaintiff’s legal team,. I got my check for $48-million the minute the gavel came down.

:dubious:

When and where did he go to law school?

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