# I pit my asshole of a 'Friend' **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 10, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596 "2013-11-10T20:44:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Svejk\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@Svejk\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svejk_1)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/101 "2013-11-20T02:00:43Z")
The OP deserves much worse than just being left behind by the site of the road. He spells have with an o and an f! ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/102 "2013-11-20T15:11:20Z")
> [@Ryan\_Liam](#): > > Not interested, I’ll admit I’ve made a few spelling and grammar mistakes, I’m not interested in any unsolicited advice you have to give. I didn’t offer you any advice. I provided you with an explanation as to why people are having a hard time sussing out the “facts” in your convoluted postings. FTR, if you had solicited my advice, I would have strongly recommended that, while you’re in there, you should suck that pickle out. ---
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/103 "2013-11-20T19:57:18Z")
> [@digs](#): > > So why are you posting on a message board, then? Especially one that’s “fighting ignorance”. > > Especially since you’re made it clear you’re enjoying ignorance. Because it’s being said to give the person who’s mentioning the need for correcting an inflated sense of self esteem, I’ve tried to correct the mistakes of my OP before in a subsequent post and I think it’s fairly comprehensible , if they cannot be bothered to read that correction, then it’s not my problem. > [@](#): > > **Sparky812** > I didn’t offer you any advice. I provided you with an explanation as to why people are having a hard time sussing out the “facts” in your convoluted postings. > > FTR, if you had solicited my advice, I would have strongly recommended that, while you’re in there, you should suck that pickle out. If they’re that convoluted, you don’t have to read them, do you? > [@](#): > > **BubbaDog** > That’s the spirit boy! Never let a clear concise narrative get in the way of telling a confusing story! Bravo! You still here? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2013, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/104 "2013-11-20T22:57:42Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > I didn’t offer you any advice. I provided you with an explanation as to why people are having a hard time sussing out the “facts” in your convoluted postings. Oh go cactus fucking grammer nazee. His gremmar had nothing to do with not being able to understand the story\* it was the facts he was leaving out. \*At least for me anyways. Maybe you is a retard and that is you a problem. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_Carlson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc79bd/32.png) [@Not\_Carlson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_Carlson)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2013, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/105 "2013-11-21T03:08:42Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Maybe you is a retard and that is you a problem. _For the win!_ ---
**Author:** ![Teuton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/teuton/32/3864_2.png) [@Teuton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teuton)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596/106 "2013-11-22T20:44:27Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > It’s not a typo and you still didn’t correct anything!? The question was…“Why wait in line after getting a few things?” I think he was “getting” a few things from the shelves, and then queuing up to buy them. The correction he made was from “buying” to “getting”. Oh, and OP, your friend isn’t really your friend. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-asshole-of-a-friend/673596.md?page=5)