# I pit my conspiracy-theorist landlord **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 29, 2021, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611 "2021-07-29T22:27:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/61 "2022-04-28T21:39:28Z")
Does he pronounce it as /chest/? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2022, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/62 "2022-04-28T21:42:56Z")
“Wait, wait… Man, woman, person, camera, TV… Chess isn’t on this list.” ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2022, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/63 "2022-04-29T04:42:27Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > his probably comes from a deep seated insecurity, perhaps from the fact that they have been fuck-ups and idiots for their whole lives, Agreed. It’s basically “it’s not my fault I still live in my parents’ basement. Have you looked at their finances?” 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/64 "2022-05-02T13:59:07Z")
A popular alt-health/conspiracy-promoting/sell-'em supplements website has an opinion piece up today: “ANALYST: Russia has a moral imperative to neutralize Ukraine’s weapons systems that allowed NATO to threaten Russia with bioweapons” In the old days, these jerks would’ve found themselves called before the House Un-American Activities Committee. Now, recycling Russian disinformation is seen as a patriotic duty. 🤪 ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/65 "2022-05-02T14:39:13Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > It’s Deep States all the way down! > [@Folacin](#): > > That’s what the Deep3 folks want you to think. How deep does this go? ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/66 "2022-05-02T16:42:33Z")
> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > How deep does this go? Deep. We’re talking ultimate deep dish. [![](https://www.chewoutloud.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/deep-dish-pizza-3-320x180.jpg) ](https://www.chewoutloud.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/deep-dish-pizza-3-320x180.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2022, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/67 "2022-05-02T17:21:08Z")
[https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/49031367/whoa-thats-deep-man.jpg](https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/49031367/whoa-thats-deep-man.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2022, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/68 "2022-06-05T20:32:30Z")
I have to throw my landlady into this, now. She just got back a negative covid test, and she said, “I knew I didn’t have covid.” I said, “As you know, you can be asymptomatic and have covid.” She disdainfully said, “I don’t think I buy it. How many diseases can you have and be asymptomatic? That’s silly.” Three Google searches later, in about 10 seconds, I mentioned the flu, mononucleosis, HIV… ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2022, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/69 "2022-07-20T23:32:06Z")
Someone posted a local campaign sign in our front yard without asking permission, so my landlord said he’s gonna dig out his Trump sign and put it back up. Why does he still have his Trump sign, when the election was over a year and a half ago? Because he’s in a _cult_. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/70 "2022-07-21T14:21:03Z")
Or maybe people are speculating that this sort of campaign-related stuff will eventually become rather [**infamous collectibles**](https://www.fords.org/lincolns-assassination/lincolns-pillow/). You just never know. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/71 "2022-07-21T15:33:05Z")
Infamous collectable. It’s like owning a NAZI flag or a Luger. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/72 "2022-07-21T15:37:44Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > > [@Atamasama](#): > > > > And they get nutjobs like MJT elected. > > Who? MTG? Monald John Trump ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/73 "2022-07-21T15:40:27Z")
Marjorie Taylor Trump. It’s the marriage made in Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611/74 "2022-07-22T04:16:50Z")
[A number of people in China lean little boards against their tires when they park their cars.](https://www.alamy.com/a-wooden-board-protects-a-parked-car-owners-tyre-from-the-effects-of-dog-urine-on-a-street-in-beijing-china-image387883197.html) That’s so the loose dogs (not stray, but loose) will pee on the boards and not the car tires. Seems like an appropriate use of Tan the Conman campaign signs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-conspiracy-theorist-landlord/947611.md?page=3)