# I pit my insane/incredibly stupid employee **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 31, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987 "2011-12-31T22:49:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Dr.Woo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7c8e57/32.png) [@Dr.Woo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Woo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/221 "2013-03-14T22:03:13Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > Swamped at work-I’ll try to figure out a way to make pics anonymous-perhaps I’ll make a little storyboard for your amusement. > > Next day or two. > > As a tidbit, I know she was fired from the job I had suggested her for-with one of my subs-who needed help desperately in his office. > > She was fired for hanging out on his dock in a bikini and repeatedly breaking Iphones, among other things. Loading dock? Because that, rather than a fishing/boat dock is what popped into my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2013, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/222 "2013-03-14T22:09:54Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > She was fired for hanging out on his dock in a bikini and repeatedly breaking Iphones, among other things. Is she actually smashing them or is it a case of the iPhones commiting suicide at having to take photo’s of her? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/223 "2013-03-15T00:45:49Z")
I’m trying to anonymize the damn photo, and I’m struggling. I can put it up on shutterfly anonymously, but I’m pretty sure that if you go under properties there is still some identifying info. Tidbit while you all are waiting so patiently. Douche had taken a loan out on his vehicle for $3500 to buy her a nice diamond engagement ring. That lasted about a month or so until they needed the money. They pawned it for $500. And it was a boat dock. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/224 "2013-03-15T01:09:25Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > Tidbit while you all are waiting so patiently. > > Douche had taken a loan out on his vehicle for $3500 to buy her a nice diamond engagement ring. That lasted about a month or so until they needed the money. They pawned it for $500. Do they still have said vehicle? (I’m betting not.) ---
**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/225 "2013-03-15T04:58:30Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > I’m trying to anonymize the damn photo, and I’m struggling. I can put it up on shutterfly anonymously, but I’m pretty sure that if you go under properties there is still some identifying info. Why not hit alt+printscreen when you have the image open to take a screen shot, then paste into MSpaint or another image program and save it? That way we can see the picture, but it will be stripped of any info. I give you advice because I’ve been wondering about an update to this saga myself and I can’t wait! ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/226 "2013-03-15T06:36:35Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > I’m trying to anonymize the damn photo, and I’m struggling. I can put it up on shutterfly anonymously, but I’m pretty sure that if you go under properties there is still some identifying info. [imgur.com](http://imgur.com) strips EXIF data. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/227 "2013-03-15T15:33:00Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > I’m trying to anonymize the damn photo, and I’m struggling. I can put it up on shutterfly anonymously, but I’m pretty sure that if you go under properties there is still some identifying info. Just open them in whatever paint program you have and save them in a format that doesn’t support EXIF extensions. GIF, PNG, or maybe BMP. BMP will be huge though. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/228 "2013-03-15T16:12:09Z")
In the time you’ve spent thinking about it, you could’ve entertained us with a thousand words. ---
**Author:** ![Waxwinged](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@Waxwinged](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waxwinged)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/229 "2013-03-15T16:17:34Z")
The epic saga draws to an end… _Grabs the popcorn_. ---
**Author:** ![Donna\_Lange](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Donna\_Lange](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Donna_Lange)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/230 "2013-03-15T17:18:38Z")
I find that women who act like that are into violent dangerous men due to an almost maternal drive to “fix” them. They like the danger of violence and love to take care of “helpless” things so easily. Your friend/employee is like lots of other people who have great lives and throw them away. Simply because a good life isn’t what they crave. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/231 "2013-03-19T02:09:31Z")
[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/b9SyLto.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/b9SyLto) Guess how old she is? This was the mug shot from the 3rd domestic. Ex sent it to me. Last time I talked to him, it was in December, the day before the sheriff’s sale for their foreclosure on the farm. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/232 "2013-03-19T02:26:35Z")
Holy crap. That ain’t good. ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/233 "2013-03-19T02:45:51Z")
32? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/234 "2013-03-19T03:25:05Z")
So, are you hiring? ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/235 "2013-03-19T03:28:42Z")
That really does look like a Faces of Meth mug. I want to feel sorry for folks who have gone down that road, but it’s really difficult when it’s such an obvious path, you know? She looks older than a few of my 50-year-old friends! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/236 "2013-03-19T03:34:39Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > So, are you hiring? I actually just did, he started today. Took me about two months to find him, I was very picky. However, she did send her resume to me. Twice. And stopped by the office once-just to make sure I received it. Nope, not a chance. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/237 "2013-03-19T03:54:35Z")
Pass the brain bleach please. If ever there was a picture that should be behind a 3-click rule this is it. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![OleOneEye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f14d63/32.png) [@OleOneEye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OleOneEye)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/238 "2013-03-19T03:58:14Z")
So how old is she? I’d been assuming that she was old enough that Douchebag was a boytoy rather than an age appropriate man, but if that picture is supposed to be alarming, then she must be pretty young. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/239 "2013-03-19T15:47:11Z")
That image is so bad my company’s web filter blocked it! Now I’ll have to remember to look when I get home. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/240 "2013-03-19T15:54:17Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > That image is so bad my company’s web filter blocked it! Now I’ll have to remember to look when I get home. No, you really don’t want to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987.md?page=13)