# I pit my insane/incredibly stupid employee **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 31, 2011, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987 "2011-12-31T22:49:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/241 "2013-03-19T15:56:50Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > No, you really don’t want to. I didn’t even try. I’m depressed enough by people IRL, I don’t need to voluntarily add to that. But stories where we can laugh at people? Comedy gold. So I’d like to hear more from The Pen Of Fisha. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/242 "2013-03-19T16:47:04Z")
> [@Skammer](#): > > That image is so bad my company’s web filter blocked it! Now I’ll have to remember to look when I get home. Imagine an old-school bouffant brunette, Off-off-the-strip-Vegas cocktail waitress. Now into her early sixties, but still working hard and drinking hard. Now make her three days locked out of her house, sleeping in the back yard waiting for her husband to come with the key. . . And she couldn’t sleep at all because the neighbors obnoxious terrier was yapping the whole time. . . And she’s been brought in because she finally threw something at the dog, so she’s really, really pissed. . . And she needs a drink. That’s what she looks like to me. ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/243 "2013-03-19T17:17:27Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Imagine an old-school bouffant brunette, Off-off-the-strip-Vegas cocktail waitress. Now into her early sixties, but still working hard and drinking hard. Now make her three days locked out of her house, sleeping in the back yard waiting for her husband to come with the key. . . And she couldn’t sleep at all because the neighbors obnoxious terrier was yapping the whole time. . . And she’s been brought in because she finally threw something at the dog, so she’s really, really pissed. . . And she needs a drink. > > That’s what she looks like to me. **TruCelt** , your word imagery and imagination are impressive… and just a little disturbing 😃 ---
**Author:** ![April\_R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@April\_R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/April_R)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/244 "2013-03-19T21:45:16Z")
so how old is she? ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/245 "2013-03-19T22:51:20Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > **TruCelt** , your word imagery and imagination are impressive… and just a little disturbing 😃 And unfortunately accurate ☹ ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/246 "2013-03-20T03:14:20Z")
1. She could easily pass for 50 in that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/247 "2013-03-20T03:17:10Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Imagine an old-school bouffant brunette, Off-off-the-strip-Vegas cocktail waitress. Now into her early sixties, but still working hard and drinking hard. Now make her three days locked out of her house, sleeping in the back yard waiting for her husband to come with the key. . . And she couldn’t sleep at all because the neighbors obnoxious terrier was yapping the whole time. . . And she’s been brought in because she finally threw something at the dog, so she’s really, really pissed. . . And she needs a drink. > > That’s what she looks like to me. The technical term for this is: Ridden hard and put away wet. More than once I might add. ---
**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/248 "2013-03-20T03:47:20Z")
Holy meth-heads, Mother Teresa! Dude. I’m 40 and that bitch looks old enough to be my mother! Astonishing. And hey, **fisha**? Thanks for all this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/249 "2013-03-20T14:56:33Z")
36? OK, now I just want to cry. Meth. Gotta be meth. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/250 "2013-03-20T15:11:05Z")
Meth Head Meth Head Fucking Stupid Meth Head Meth Head Meth Head Smoke it up, DUMB! ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/251 "2013-03-20T15:26:14Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > 1. She could easily pass for 50 in that picture. or 50 trying to pass as younger. Egad. I’m older than 50, can’t be bothered to do a damn thing with hair and makeup, and constantly so tired I stumble into things… and I look better than that. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/252 "2013-03-20T16:25:09Z")
> [@Mama\_Zappa](#): > > or 50 trying to pass as younger. > > Egad. I’m older than 50, can’t be bothered to do a damn thing with hair and makeup, and constantly so tired I stumble into things… and I look better than that. Much, much better!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/253 "2013-03-20T19:10:09Z")
Before picture-about 2 years ago on a trip. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/unitL5n.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/unitL5n) ---
**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/254 "2013-03-20T19:24:52Z")
NO WAY, she aged about 3 decades in two years! How did she gain weight with the drugs though? ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/255 "2013-03-20T19:25:35Z")
> [@fisha](#): > > Before picture-about 2 years ago on a trip. > > [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](http://imgur.com/unitL5n) Damn. Yeah, meth or some other drugs :(. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/256 "2013-03-20T19:32:52Z")
> [@rogerbox](#): > > NO WAY, she aged about 3 decades in two years! > > How did she gain weight with the drugs though? You can do anything if you put your mind to it. Also, weed. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/257 "2013-03-20T20:32:22Z")
Holy Shit. Gotta be meth. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/258 "2013-03-20T21:01:48Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > 36? OK, now I just want to cry. I know I’ve made fun of her, she made her own bed, she certainly did me no favors at the end. But yeah, sometimes I feel the same way. I still hope she gets her shit together. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/259 "2013-03-20T21:54:30Z")
**fisha** I hope your new hire works out well. Thanks for giving us the end of this story. Yes, I’ve laughed but you are right, I also hope she gets her life back on track, ---
**Author:** ![Deeg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/deeg/32/2955_2.png) [@Deeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deeg)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987/260 "2013-03-20T21:59:05Z")
I feel kinda’ guilty now for feverishly reading the first few pages. How is the original ex (your employee) doing? How are the kids? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-insane-incredibly-stupid-employee/607987.md?page=14)