# I pit my latest termpaper

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 5, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721 "2004-01-05T00:17:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![thumbupmybum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@thumbupmybum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thumbupmybum)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/1 "2004-01-05T00:17:56Z")

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To the pit with you, you 20 page, meandering wad of pseudo-intellectual babble! You thesisless waste of electronic space! You unproofread, due-in-four-hours, confused and confusing crud! You grad-school killing, Christmas-holidays wasting evil proto-trash-can-inhabitant!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!:mad:

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/2 "2004-01-05T00:39:37Z")

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So, is the paper done yet?

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/3 "2004-01-05T00:40:10Z")

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What subject do you do?

I love your screen-nale–but you’ve got me trying to figure out what pop-punk song has a reference to “thumb in my ass” now! D’oh!

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**Author:** ![bluecanary](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bluecanary/32/3614_2.png) [@bluecanary](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bluecanary)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/4 "2004-01-05T00:42:09Z")

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OK I figured it now–It’s ‘43210-1’ by The Vandals.

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**Author:** ![thumbupmybum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@thumbupmybum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thumbupmybum)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/5 "2004-01-05T01:10:37Z")

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Bluecanary - Anthropology. Which seemed like a cakewalk when I started, many years ago.

Atreyu - Ahm, yeah, I think I’m done…no wait…just gotta change this one thing here…there…now it’s done…no wait…just this one thing here…

I’m kind of doing that sort of thing, knowwutImean?

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**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/6 "2004-01-05T03:13:40Z")

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But what’s the paper about?

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/7 "2004-01-05T03:25:57Z")

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/8 "2004-01-05T03:35:21Z")

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And what brought on the termpaper?

School.

Yep. School is all things evil.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/9 "2004-01-05T04:00:07Z")

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god

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**Author:** ![fushj00mang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fushj00mang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fushj00mang)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/10 "2004-01-05T04:06:08Z")

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Hey, don’t look at it too badly. I did a term paper for a history class a few semesters ago…and it’s turned into an obsession. I’ve got thousands of pages of documents and I’m learning a new language so I don’t have to have a buddy translate them for me. This might be a good thing, if you let it 😃

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**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/11 "2004-01-05T04:47:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \*  
> \*\*god \*\*

… won’t save us now.

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**Author:** ![thumbupmybum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@thumbupmybum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thumbupmybum)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-latest-termpaper/222721/12 "2004-01-05T05:27:20Z")

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Snoopyfan - You know, I just e-mailed the finished product to my prof, and I’m not even sure what it’s about. I’m hoping he’ll be able to figure it out.

Shirley UJest - I want to be a t-shirt stand guy. On a beach. Somewhere very warm.

Hm, I seem to have started a very tame pit thread. Isn’t someone going to tell me to fuck off, or something?
