# I pit my petty, passive-aggressive, occasionally confrontational, bigoted satanspawn of a roommate. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 29, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741 "2010-12-29T20:02:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/221 "2011-01-06T18:43:45Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > \“It rubs the lotion on its skin!”\ or it gets fat? ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/222 "2011-01-06T18:55:21Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > or it gets fat? No, or it gets the cheeseburger again. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/223 "2011-01-06T19:01:36Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > How the hell would someone with a BMI of **50** be making a fat joke? With her pudgy fingers flying on the keyboard resting on her belly which shook when she laughed like a bowl full of jelly? ---
**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/224 "2011-01-06T19:13:59Z")
I drive through Aurora on my way to and from work and I have not seen an overweight white girl standing at the curb with her belongings, holding a white piece of paper with a big red “X” through it in one hand and picture of her lesbian sister in the other. Should I start looking? ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/225 "2011-01-06T19:35:04Z")
> [@Cell\_Guy](#): > > Should I start looking? If you find her, approach her very cautiously otherwise it will be “on like Tron.” ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/226 "2011-01-06T19:39:59Z")
> [@AnalogSignal](#): > > If you find her, approach her very cautiously otherwise it will be “on like Tron.” :smack: Just looked back to the first page. She ACTUALLY said that! Good god. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/227 "2011-01-06T19:56:03Z")
> [@Freudian\_Slit](#): > > :smack: Just looked back to the first page. She ACTUALLY said that! Good god. I know! Everyone knows the _correct_ saying is, “It’s on like Donkey Kong.” ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/228 "2011-01-06T19:56:32Z")
Is Tron actually, however, “on”? Because if it’s not, that wouldn’t be a very serious threat at all. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/229 "2011-01-06T20:00:08Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Is Tron actually, however, “on”? Because if it’s not, that wouldn’t be a very serious threat at all. Of course. If he wasn’t, he’d be Troff. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/230 "2011-01-06T20:00:50Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > Is Tron actually, however, “on”? Because if it’s not, that wouldn’t be a very serious threat at all. Tron is in a lower state of On than Donkey Kong but in a higher state of On than Vince Vaughn. Glad to clear that up for you. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/231 "2011-01-06T20:28:13Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > With her pudgy fingers flying on the keyboard resting on her belly > which shook when she laughed like a bowl full of jelly? Girl, you wrong. > [@Turek](#): > > I know! Everyone knows the _correct_ saying is, “It’s on like Donkey Kong.” Yes. The state of education these days is worth lamenting. ---
**Author:** ![Dogzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@Dogzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dogzilla)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/232 "2011-01-06T20:29:10Z")
> [@Turek](#): > > I know! Everyone knows the _correct_ saying is, “It’s on like Donkey Kong.” Kids these days… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2011, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/233 "2011-01-06T23:33:41Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > With her pudgy fingers flying on the keyboard resting on her belly > which shook when she laughed like a bowl full of jelly? I laughed. Well, snorted, actually. ---
**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/234 "2011-01-07T04:47:24Z")
n/m Shoulda refreshed the thread ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/235 "2011-01-07T14:10:25Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > The OP has posted a shit-ton of her problems on this board (no wonder you’re a kindred spirit) and then makes a huge deal about this? She’s broke, has a job that doesn’t pay her enough to live, health issues, can’t pay her student loans for her education she didn’t finish, is contemplating calling out her father for being an evil fucktard to her, and has terrible credit on her way into her late 20s and _this_ is the battle she won’t give up on? Why, she’d rather die! Well, it _would_ decrease the surplus drama queen population. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/236 "2011-01-07T15:00:58Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > No, or it gets the cheeseburger again. I can haz…oh, never mind. What about On like Elton John? I gotta assume that’s somewhere above Vince Vaughn but perhaps below Tron, right? I mean, if there’s one thing Elton John is, it’s…oh, never mind that, either. If there’s one thing he is, it’s gay. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/237 "2011-01-07T15:04:41Z")
On Reference Chart Donkey Kong Tron Don Juan Elton John Vince Vaughn Kazakhstan ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/238 "2011-01-07T15:08:11Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > On Reference Chart > Donkey Kong > Tron > Don Juan > Elton John > Vince Vaughn > Kazakhstan Obiwan? Where’s Obiwan in your handy reference chart? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/239 "2011-01-07T15:10:23Z")
On Reference Chart Donkey Kong Obi-Wan Tron Don Juan Elton John Vince Vaughn Kazakhstan ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/240 "2011-01-07T15:26:38Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > On Reference Chart > Donkey Kong > Obi-Wan > Tron > Don Juan > Elton John > Vince Vaughn > Kazakhstan It’s on like A Clockwork MelON. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741.md?page=13)