# I pit my petty, passive-aggressive, occasionally confrontational, bigoted satanspawn of a roommate. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 29, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741 "2010-12-29T20:02:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/241 "2011-01-07T16:30:00Z")
Don’t forget Rae Dawn Chong. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/242 "2011-01-07T16:34:35Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > On Reference Chart > Donkey Kong > Tron > Don Juan > Elton John > Vince Vaughn > Kazakhstan Is that on-est to off-est? Or off-est to on-est? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/243 "2011-01-07T16:38:03Z")
From most-On to least-On. ---
**Author:** ![AnalogSignal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/analogsignal/32/1085_2.png) [@AnalogSignal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnalogSignal)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/244 "2011-01-07T18:30:08Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > Don’t forget Rae Dawn Chong. Yes, [urbandictionary.com](http://urbandictionary.com) includes: [ul] [li]Rae Dawn Chong[/li][li]Michelle Kwan[/li][li]Lebron[/li][/ul] Do teenagers even know what Donkey Kong is? I remember playing it when it first came out in the arcarde in 1981 and it wasn’t really “On” in my opinion. If I had to chose a videogame from that era that rhymes with On, I’d choose Zaxxon which was somewhat exciting because it had 3D graphics. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/245 "2011-01-07T18:56:18Z")
Three additions to the On Lexicon: Paula Zahn Chaka Khan The Jerry Lewis Telethon ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/246 "2011-01-07T19:36:54Z")
It’s on like a weed smoker! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/247 "2011-01-07T20:05:06Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > The Jerry Lewis Telethon I seriously just spit out my coffee- no exaggeration. :p:p ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/248 "2011-01-07T20:55:34Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > From most-On to least-On. Then I second your list and move we put it before a vote of the entire board. > [@Enderw24](#): > > It’s on like a weed smoker! Well now you’re just being silly. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/249 "2011-01-08T11:35:04Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > It’s on like a weed smoker! Well it WAS until somebody broke it! Now it’s on like prawn udon. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/250 "2011-01-08T13:20:01Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Three additions to the On Lexicon: > > The Jerry Lewis Telethon > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I seriously just spit out my coffee- no exaggeration. :p:p Srsly. Umadbro. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/251 "2011-01-08T17:43:42Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well it WAS until somebody broke it! Now it’s on like prawn udon. This has to be added to the list for the excellent use of a double rhyme. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/252 "2011-01-08T18:19:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > This has to be added to the list for the excellent use of a double rhyme. Panderer. It’s on like Satan spawn now! ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/253 "2011-01-10T10:18:44Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > This has to be added to the list for the excellent use of a double rhyme. It’s on like a Canton wonton. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/254 "2011-01-10T17:34:45Z")
OOOoooooh. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741/255 "2011-01-10T17:38:07Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > I mean, I suppose calling someone fat while you’re fat isn’t inherently wrong, but what would have happened if I- in my responses to her- called her a fat ass? C’mon, I’d have been mauled like a Hostess cupcake at Jenny Craig. > > Ultimately, I couldn’t give two shits if she _did_ call me fat, it’s just funny. I can fix my fat a lot easier than she can fix her stupid, so it works out just as well. I mean, since it’s kosher for us to ad hom each other now. 😛 I think this particular form of debate/exchange is called an Ad ham i nom nom nom. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-petty-passive-aggressive-occasionally-confrontational-bigoted-satanspawn-of-a-roommate/565741.md?page=12)