# I pit my stupid ass fucking self

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 12, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871 "2010-12-12T07:35:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![mookieblaylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@mookieblaylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mookieblaylock)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871/1 "2010-12-12T07:35:14Z")

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Hey, know why I’m single? Because women want what they can’t have. And since they know I’ll always be single, they don’t waste their fucking time with me. I may as well cut my dick off, it’s not like I’ll ever use it again.

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**Author:** ![Simplicio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@Simplicio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simplicio)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871/2 "2010-12-12T07:37:50Z")

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Maybe they’re not into ass fucking?  
(sorry, I’m not usually a grammar nazi, but the hyphen in the word “stupid-ass” is the most important of all hyphens in the English language)

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**Author:** ![mookieblaylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@mookieblaylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mookieblaylock)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871/3 "2010-12-12T07:40:19Z")

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> [@Simplicio](#):
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> Maybe they’re not into ass fucking?  
> (sorry, I’m not usually a grammar nazi, but the hyphen in the word “stupid-ass” is the most important of all hyphens in the English language)

Well I am an idiot, is it that surprising I fucked it up?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2010, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-my-stupid-ass-fucking-self/563871/4 "2010-12-12T08:06:15Z")

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**mookie** , you already have one thread active in MPSIMS about your depression issues. While you certainly have my sympathy for the issues you’re dealing with, this message board is not your personal blog. I’m closing this thread, and I’m instructing you to keep your posts about your issues with depression and self esteem to one thread from now on.