# I pit myself...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 10, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019 "2015-12-10T02:10:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/1 "2015-12-10T02:10:21Z")

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…for being so fucking bored of everything all the time…and by that I mean I’m really pitting All of You out there in Making-Me-Bored-All-The-Time land! You pricks! Why aren’t you all devoting your lives to entertaining me better!

Gah!  
Ok, I’ll shut up now…or will I?:dubious:

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**Author:** ![the\_diego](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@the\_diego](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_diego)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/2 "2015-12-10T02:15:52Z")

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By golly you’re right! Keep posting about yourself.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/3 "2015-12-10T02:33:28Z")

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[Indignant cat is indignant.](http://www.seeknewtravel.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/IndignantCat.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/4 "2015-12-10T03:16:53Z")

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Yeah, these always go well.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/5 "2015-12-10T03:31:58Z")

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Even I am already over it.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/6 "2015-12-10T04:19:56Z")

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Over it? Over it? I just corked up my face and was prepared to sing Al Jolsen for you! You wanted entertainment!

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/7 "2015-12-10T04:47:04Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> Over it? Over it? I just corked up my face and was prepared to sing Al Jolsen for you! You wanted entertainment!

ok, hit it! a 1, a 2, a 1234…

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**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/8 "2015-12-10T04:56:42Z")

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Do you have Netflix? American Horror Story has 4 seasons uploaded and a 5th ongoing. I find it rather entertaining, in a sort of shocking kind of way.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/9 "2015-12-10T05:01:06Z")

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Oh yeah, I do the netflixing and video gaming and drinking thing at home/ not at work to possibly ease the seemingly unending boredom. At work I’m much more constrained in my options. Which is where I am now…for one more hour.

As for AHS, I dig it when my wife is watching it. But I haven’t liked it enough to just sit down and watch them all on my own.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/10 "2015-12-10T05:31:05Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Oh yeah, I do the netflixing and video gaming and drinking thing at home/ not at work to possibly ease the seemingly unending boredom. At work I’m much more constrained in my options. Which is where I am now…for one more hour.

Well hell, if your response to insufficient challenge and stimulus is just to try to make time pass with entertainment and alcohol, no wonder you’re bored. Try using your brain for something that requires sustained, laborious effort instead of just keeping it perpetually distracted or stupefied.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/11 "2015-12-10T05:36:57Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Well hell, if your response to insufficient challenge and stimulus is just to try to make time pass with entertainment and alcohol, no wonder you’re bored. Try using your brain for something that requires sustained, laborious effort instead of just keeping it perpetually distracted or stupefied.

You mean like a hobby? Or a purpose? yeah, I’ve given up on most of those. I get bored really quickly. If I stumble upon something interesting, I’ll do/research it to death and be bored again in a few weeks.

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/12 "2015-12-10T06:07:33Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> You mean like a hobby? Or a purpose? yeah, I’ve given up on most of those. I get bored really quickly. If I stumble upon something interesting, I’ll do/research it to death and be bored again in a few weeks.

Oh okay, well, wow. I sure as hell am no doctor or psychologist, but ISTM that if an intelligent person who is actively seeking mental engagement is constantly experiencing recurring crippling boredom, to the extent of having to abandon the pursuits they were engaging with, that could be a sign that something is wrong.

I mean, rationally speaking, life is not intrinsically boring, knowledge is not boring, thinking is not boring. There is so much experience and stimulus available that it seems statistically pretty much impossible to ever be in a situation where there’s literally **nothing** to engage your attention.

Usually, ISTM, boredom is a consequence of youth and/or ignorance: the undeveloped brain hasn’t figured out how to work with its material, or doesn’t have enough stored material of the right kinds to allow it to access new material. But it sounds as though you’re an intelligent adult with a pretty good depth of knowledge that new knowledge could be integrated with. If you’re still battling severe boredom on the regular, my first impulse would be to say “talk to somebody about how your brain is handling this”. I reiterate, however, that IANAD.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/13 "2015-12-10T06:12:53Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> ok, hit it! a 1, a 2, a 1234…

“Oh, Mamie minded Mama till one day in Singapore  
A Sailor Man from Turkestan came knockin’ at the door,  
Well Mamie grabbed hammer and a bucketful of…” Hey?

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/14 "2015-12-10T06:15:49Z")

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Bravo! Now let’s have “Oh, I was eatin’ some chop suey…”, please. 🙂

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/15 "2015-12-10T10:15:03Z")

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_Here we are now,  
Entertain us!_

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/16 "2015-12-10T17:34:01Z")

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Well I’m bored by your boredom. You have failed to stimulate my interest in any way and I expect more of people on this board. So for the love of Mike, go out there and find something interesting that you can share with we people here. Don’t make us trash the place like Johnny 5 in Short Circuit looking for “input”. Wassamatta you? Heck, I’m bored with myself for writing this boring tirade about your boredom! 😉

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/17 "2015-12-10T17:44:03Z")

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Day drinking. It’s a recognized thing. Embrace it.

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**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/18 "2015-12-10T18:34:34Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> You mean like a hobby? Or a purpose? yeah, I’ve given up on most of those. I get bored really quickly. If I stumble upon something interesting, I’ll do/research it to death and be bored again in a few weeks.

Ha! Says the guy who failed to cure cancer!

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/19 "2015-12-11T00:59:45Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Day drinking. It’s a recognized thing. Embrace it.

I do. Often. Just not while at work, unfortunate.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2015, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-myself/740019/20 "2015-12-11T01:07:34Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Oh okay, well, wow. I sure as hell am no doctor or psychologist, but ISTM that if an intelligent person who is actively seeking mental engagement is constantly experiencing recurring crippling boredom, to the extent of having to abandon the pursuits they were engaging with, that could be a sign that something is wrong.

I’m sure this is true.

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> I mean, rationally speaking, life is not intrinsically boring, knowledge is not boring, thinking is not boring. There is so much experience and stimulus available that it seems statistically pretty much impossible to ever be in a situation where there’s literally **nothing** to engage your attention.

Yeah, I realize my boredom is a total first world problem. Doesn’t really make me unboreded though.

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> Usually, ISTM, boredom is a consequence of youth and/or ignorance: the undeveloped brain hasn’t figured out how to work with its material, or doesn’t have enough stored material of the right kinds to allow it to access new material.

I don’t remember being AS bored in my youth. But that was a long time ago, when there were still a twinkle of a soul/hope/promise.

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> But it sounds as though you’re an intelligent adult with a pretty good depth of knowledge that new knowledge could be integrated with. If you’re still battling severe boredom on the regular, my first impulse would be to say “talk to somebody about how your brain is handling this”. I reiterate, however, that IANAD.

That may have been what I was doing when i started this thread? Again, that was so long ago. Like yesterday…I totally forgot I started this.

However, returning to this thread has killed a good 15 minutes of otherwise total painful boredom at work. So Thank You! or should I say Thank ME? Or should I just stop saying anything?

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