# I pit New Yorkers who BAWWWW **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 1, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513 "2012-11-01T01:52:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/41 "2012-11-01T03:20:31Z")
I’ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is an asshole, as you _clearly_ are, do you know that you’re an asshole? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading _Mein Kampf_, masturbating in your own feces. Do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how big an asshole I really am!”? Yeah, do you guys do that? Apologies to David Fincher ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Linctus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Simple\_Linctus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Linctus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/42 "2012-11-01T03:26:21Z")
> [@Fear\_of\_the\_Dark](#): > > Rape me my friend:) > > Rape me. 🙂 Rape me. 🙂 Rape me again and again and again and again motherfucking again. 🙂 Offensive graphic removed. **samclem** ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/43 "2012-11-01T03:27:47Z")
That’s totally NSFW. Not cool. ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/44 "2012-11-01T03:33:53Z")
I’ll never look at an “@” the same again. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/45 "2012-11-01T03:34:51Z")
Can someone explain what all the German is about? What have I missed? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/46 "2012-11-01T03:46:41Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > Can someone explain what all the German is about? What have I missed? **Fear of the Dark** ist ein dusche hinter. Better? ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/47 "2012-11-01T03:48:50Z")
Well, we were just kicking the troll around in part for putting some German phrases in his posts and then he claimed he’s not German and then I posted a modified quote from _Seven_ and then Simple Linctus posted some NSFW ASCII art and then I noticed the man’s nipple was made from an “@” symbol and then you asked what’s going on. Pretty standard pit thread, really. ---
**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/48 "2012-11-01T03:55:26Z")
I suppose the asshole could be Austrian… They’ve done a pretty good job of translating their assholishness across cultural boundaries, have to give them that much credit. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/49 "2012-11-01T03:57:37Z")
> [@Simple\_Linctus](#): > > Offensive graphic removed. > > **samclem** **Simple Lintus**. No matter the OP is a troll and an ass, you can’t post a NSFW offensive ascii graphic on this board. This is another official warning. **samclem** , moderator ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/50 "2012-11-01T04:02:50Z")
Don’t let Hurricane **Fear of the Dark** claim innocent victims, folks. ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/51 "2012-11-01T04:09:38Z")
> [@lisacurl](#): > > Don’t let Hurricane **Fear of the Dark** claim innocent victims, folks. Would that be the innocent victim **Simple Linctus**? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/52 "2012-11-01T04:13:08Z")
> [@Attack of the Zoid](#): > > **Fear of the Dark** ist ein dusche hinter. > > Better? He’s a shower behind? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/53 "2012-11-01T04:17:54Z")
“behind shower” = “douchebag” is what I’m thinking. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/54 "2012-11-01T04:21:45Z")
> [@Son of Samclem](#): > > Would that be the innocent victim **Simple Linctus**? I didn’t see what **Simple Linctus** posted, nor am I familiar with his/her posting history, so my comment did not concern him or your actions towards him. I was speaking to the phenomenon of at least one poster getting caught up and illustrating the object of trolling whenever such a thing happens, and gently asking others not to take the bait. Thanks for asking for clarification. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/55 "2012-11-01T04:33:05Z")
> [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](#): > > “behind shower” = “douchebag” is what I’m thinking. That would be it - according to my neighbor at least. ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/56 "2012-11-01T05:05:10Z")
I have never been to New York, and so far as I know have no ties to the place. About all I know about it is what I see in the media. That said, yes, if you’re rejoicing in a natural disaster and human suffering, you ARE an ass. ---
**Author:** ![Billy-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e8c25b/32.png) [@Billy-o](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-o)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/57 "2012-11-01T05:13:43Z")
I’m hearing the title of this thread as a douchey sentence suddenly cut short by the “Inception” sound effect: “I pit New Yorkers who --” BAWWWW!! (followed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt floating down the hallway in slow motion) ---
**Author:** ![ajb867](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@ajb867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ajb867)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/58 "2012-11-01T06:08:34Z")
This entire thread is a banquet for one troll. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/59 "2012-11-01T06:58:46Z")
If a hurricane gets him this excited at the misery of New Yorkers, he must’ve masterbated like a motherfuck for WEEKS after 9/11. The thought of it still probably gives him a stiffie. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2012, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513/60 "2012-11-01T09:52:26Z")
You know, I heard that a lot of Jews in NYC stayed away from work on 10/30. Who do you think warned them? I’m no conspiracy nut, but I’m just saying. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-new-yorkers-who-bawwww/639513.md?page=4)