# I pit non polar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145 "2004-08-30T01:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/21 "2004-08-30T04:23:32Z")
I don’t get it, though. If you’re actually European, how are you having trouble finding girls in the U.S.? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/22 "2004-08-30T04:24:37Z")
Maybe we should stop horsing around and put this to a vote. Yay or neigh? ---
**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/23 "2004-08-30T04:27:58Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > They never make punctuation errors ,I wonder why? Hmn … maybe because they have brains the size of peanut? > And guys leave my penis alone ,he is stressed enough. ☹ Spaces go after commas, not before, you dickhead. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/24 "2004-08-30T04:32:16Z")
> [@pizzabrat](#): > > I don’t get it, though. If you’re actually European, how are you having trouble finding girls in the U.S.? Trying to pick up a foreign-exchange student for the green card? ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/25 "2004-08-30T04:35:23Z")
I’ve been meaning to pit **nonpolar** , but I didn’t know where to begin. Also, before questioning his country of origin, keep in mind he’s a crude dolt, who if not bigoted, is extremely ignorant. My cites? [Enjoy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=390875) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/26 "2004-08-30T04:35:59Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > Allright…I’ve got to admit it. I’m not the sharpest tack on the boards sometimes. So maybe one O’ ya’ll can explain this insult. Damn I seem to be getting whooshed on a regular basis anymore. > “go to your stupid horses” WTF? 😕 Only an eggplant like you would fry the sugar! ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/27 "2004-08-30T04:36:07Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > do the red, green, and white, lights on jets mean they fly for Italy > [@nonpolar](#): > > I take dump in the shower, I need to save on the toilet paper. his last two posts have just about convinced me… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/28 "2004-08-30T04:38:12Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > Allright…I’ve got to admit it. I’m not the sharpest tack on the boards sometimes. So maybe one O’ ya’ll can explain this insult. Damn I seem to be getting whooshed on a regular basis anymore. > “go to your stupid horses” WTF? 😕 > > and did anyone have a clue regarding this word\>Ciêciara Don’t know about the word, but **EddyTeddyFreddy** is a well known horse lover and horse owner. I believe the quote you referenced was **nonpolar** ’s extraordinarily mature and witty attempt to tell her to get lost. (Btw, it’ll never happen, **nonpolar**. Better just run and hide when you see her coming. Pit wits with her and you won’t have a wit left to pit wit’!) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/29 "2004-08-30T04:39:51Z")
> [@Atticus Finch](#): > > Spaces go after commas, not before, you dickhead. ,And if , I ,ever see you , punch in , your ,maggot infested head ,will ,surely follow. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/30 "2004-08-30T04:42:44Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Only an eggplant like you would fry the sugar! I’m an eggplant? okay hmm eggplant…I wonder what he meant by that BTW I love horses have been breaking and training them for years. While they can definitely be a pain in the ass. Small brained and stupid isn’t exactly how I’d describe them. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/31 "2004-08-30T04:43:39Z")
Look, mother fucker! Insults may be allowed, but threats aren’t, you incredibly stupid and worthless excuse for a human! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/32 "2004-08-30T04:43:48Z")
The rooster crows at midnight? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/33 "2004-08-30T04:44:44Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Considering what Hitler did to Eastern Europe in WWII, I would expect any member state of the Soviet Bloc to teach its youth about those horrors (while avoiding mention of such minor details as Stalin’s atrocities). I see no reason why Communism and nationalism couldn’t co-exist, as long as the latter didn’t attempt to unseat the former. I will gracefully accept either confirmation or refutation of my suppositions from those in a better position to know. I know they’d teach that Hitler was as bad as the U.S. What I meant was it’s one thing to learn about Hitler, and another to actually live under the conditions of Communist Poland. Winessing what Communism is like first hand. Though I suppose that wouldn’t explain the abject hatred for the U.S. and seeming favor of Germany. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/34 "2004-08-30T04:44:55Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Look, mother fucker! Insults may be allowed, but threats aren’t, you incredibly stupid and worthless excuse for a human! > > :mad: Directed to the nonpolar peice of shit, btw ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/35 "2004-08-30T04:46:45Z")
Betting has now officially opened as to the date when **nonpolar** bites the dust. I choose Sept. 4th. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/36 "2004-08-30T04:46:58Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > ,And if , I ,ever see you , punch in , your ,maggot infested head ,will ,surely follow. _ok, everybody duck_ because… soon… **"INCOMING MOD SMITE!!!"** :eek: (hide the women and children) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/37 "2004-08-30T04:49:17Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I’ll pick Door Number 3, please. Ignore previous reply. I guess it was 3. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/38 "2004-08-30T04:56:38Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Look, mother fucker! Insults may be allowed, but threats aren’t, you incredibly stupid and worthless excuse for a human! > > :mad: I apologize to NoClueBoy but , in the heat of discussion when the whole world is tearing me apart I lost my composure OK. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/39 "2004-08-30T05:00:57Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Only an eggplant like you would fry the sugar! Now ya see, like **n/p** ’s attempt at insulting someone while claiming horses to be stupid. Your insult to me is not necessarily what you make it out to be. Eggplant is excellent when fried. Especially if you’ll mix a light batter with water and corn starch adding a pinch of brown sugar to the mix. Let the eggplant soak a few minutes and then lightly sift a bit of flower on both sides. A sprinkle of lemon-pepper and garlic-salt really add to the flavor. Especially if you’ve got some bacon-ranch dressing for dipping the crispy fried sticks of eggplant into. I guess we can’t all be on the wittiest list. ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/40 "2004-08-30T05:01:47Z")
It’s **Atticus** you need to apologise to, not me. But, you may have crossed a line the mods won’t let you back over. Not my call. Good rule of thumb: don’t threaten people. You will never like the consequences. Not in real life, nor here. Another rule of thumb: stop being an idiot in every thread you post to. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=3)