# I pit non polar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145 "2004-08-30T01:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/41 "2004-08-30T05:04:19Z")
Or simply ignore this pit thread. You’re not _required_ to respond, y’know. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/42 "2004-08-30T05:05:38Z")
**NONPOLAR** Hey before it is too late. Can you translate this Polish word for me. Ciêciara I figure you might know since that is where you claim to be from, right? Please respond before you get canned. Thanks ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/43 "2004-08-30T05:18:45Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > **NONPOLAR** Hey before it is too late. Can you translate this Polish word for me. Ciêciara > I figure you might know since that is where you claim to be from, right? Please respond before you get canned. Thanks I can’t help you with that word ,the closest I came up with, is -smart guy- but I’m not 100% sure. If I get canned , I want my sign in money back!By the way I did not started this thread you guys started insulting me .I never said bad word on anyone of you assholes,oops :smack: (sorry about that) . ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/44 "2004-08-30T05:30:14Z")
Smart guy? hmm okay 😉 Maybe I missed it. Where was it that I insulted someone? and BTW if you ever get to Texas, it’d be okay for ya to stop in. You’d just have to stay outta the shower, okay. heh 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/45 "2004-08-30T05:59:27Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > I’m just surprised it’s over history and not his penis. “Over his penis?” “No, I’ll never be over his penis.” With apologies to Airplane. Or Airplane II. I forget. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/46 "2004-08-30T06:07:00Z")
I simply can’t get too worked up over **nonpolar**. My mental picture of him is Balki from “Perfect Strangers” with his foot stuck in a toilet – how can you get mad at someone like that? “Please to help me ,cousin Larry ,my foot she is stuck in the toilet!” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/47 "2004-08-30T06:11:19Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > With apologies to Airplane. Or Airplane II. I forget. Airplane II. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/48 "2004-08-30T06:15:27Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > I guess we can’t all be on the wittiest list. ☹ No, but the house of pansy has a jug to fly. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/49 "2004-08-30T06:17:35Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > I simply can’t get too worked up over **nonpolar**. My mental picture of him is Balki from “Perfect Strangers” with his foot stuck in a toilet – how can you get mad at someone like that? > > “Please to help me ,cousin Larry ,my foot she is stuck in the toilet!” So what you’re saying is that he is probably just “a wild and crazy guy”. Kinda like Yakov Smirnoff huh? How about Mork? A little too far out of town, huh. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/50 "2004-08-30T06:24:22Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > No, but the house of pansy has a jug to fly. See what I mean. These retorts of yours are simply amazing. Do you come up with these yourself or am I just that far out of the loop? Perhaps they are local in nature. Witticisms that simply haven’t arrived in these backwoods that I call home. We are fighting ignorance constantly here at the Dope. Many thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/51 "2004-08-30T06:27:25Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > Smart guy? hmm okay 😉 > Maybe I missed it. Where was it that I insulted someone? > > and BTW if you ever get to Texas, it’d be okay for ya to stop in. You’d just have to stay outta the shower, okay. > > heh 😃 Maybe not you t-keela but all others are against me ,I guess geniuses(me) are always suppressed and ridiculed. I’m a diamond in the rough, one day I will shine. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/52 "2004-08-30T06:32:41Z")
So, we’ve established that **nonpolar** is an idiot of possible Eastern European origin with a defective penis that no woman would touch, and who will become a moderator when monkeys fly out of my butt. And he doesn’t like horses. September 4? I don’t think it will take that long. Make it the second. I actually am surprised that he actually shelled out for the membership. I figured once his guest member ship expired, he’d just re-register as a guest with a different e-mail addy, and keep doing it until he got caught. ---
**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/53 "2004-08-30T06:40:06Z")
Hey professor: [click here.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5216519&postcount=58) ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/54 "2004-08-30T07:17:33Z")
> [@The Asbestos Mango](#): > > I actually am surprised that he actually shelled out for the membership. I figured once his guest member ship expired, he’d just re-register as a guest with a different e-mail addy, and keep doing it until he got caught. 14 bucks is not a fortune you know,anyway, in case I won’t be able to talk to you again tomorrow - all the best to you all, see you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/55 "2004-08-30T07:21:16Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > but all others are against me Not _all_. Some of us honestly don’t give a fuck if a comma-misplacing twit like you lives or dies. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/56 "2004-08-30T07:34:31Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Not _all_. Some of us honestly don’t give a fuck if a comma-misplacing twit like you lives or dies. Well, now that’s not very Canadian, Mr. Ekers! Do I need to call Ottawa in the morning and report you for sensitivity training? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![High\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8797f3/32.png) [@High\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/High_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/57 "2004-08-30T07:37:44Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > 14 bucks is not a fortune you know,anyway, in case I won’t be able to talk to you again tomorrow - all the best to you all, see you. 🙂 Drop everything else and leave just: > [@](#): > > I won’t be able to talk to you again tomorrow and you’ve got your best post to date. Keep up the good work. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/58 "2004-08-30T08:25:55Z")
> [@nonpolar](#): > > Maybe not you t-keela but all others are against me ,I guess geniuses(me) are always suppressed and ridiculed. So are morons. Out of geniuses and drooling idiots, guess which group gets “supressed and ridiculed” more often. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/59 "2004-08-30T08:28:06Z")
:d ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/60 "2004-08-30T09:42:25Z")
I’m going to have to go against the grain here and admit that, while he’s obviously a shit-stirring twit and I’ve never once thought he was legitimate, **nonpolar** ’s also worth a laugh here and there. He literally made me laugh out loud with his second post in this thread and one post after that, I don’t remember which, made me chuckle some too. His entertainment value is far outweighed by his nuisance factor though and I won’t miss him when he’s gone. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=4)