# I pit non polar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145 "2004-08-30T01:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/81 "2004-08-30T17:14:45Z")
Have the mods been strangely tight-lipped about **nonpolar** , or is my tin foil hat on too tight? I secretly suspect he’s being heavily debated amongst them. > [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > In communist Russia, shower takes dump on you! C’mon dude. Not communist Russia. _Soviet_ Russia. ---
**Author:** ![Hooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@Hooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooch)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/82 "2004-08-30T17:22:06Z")
> [@andros](#): > > … and use some perfume _down there_. No. Perfume on the coochie is not good. I prefer the way my woman smells in her natural state (bathed of course). And none of that damned douche or feminine hygiene spray. Ladies if you have a stinky coochie then see a doctor. Constant yeast infections and stench that reaches your nostrils before the pants even come off is not right. And, Andros, instead of rolling your eyes, try rolling on some deodarant and taking a bath (assuming you’re European). ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/83 "2004-08-30T17:35:52Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > So what you’re saying is that he is probably just “a wild and crazy guy”. > Kinda like Yakov Smirnoff huh? How about Mork? How about **Henry B** after a pre-frontal lobotomy? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/84 "2004-08-30T19:02:35Z")
> [@Hooch](#): > > And, Andros, instead of rolling your eyes, try rolling on some deodarant and taking a bath (assuming you’re European). Why would you assume I’m European? If I were a no-deodorant-wearing, unbathed type of guy, I could just as easily be an American gamer. (Oooh, I just _kill_ me!) ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/85 "2004-08-30T19:27:27Z")
> [@Amazon Floozy Goddess](#): > > I think he may be one of two things: 1) A 14-year old boy trying to be an online clown; 2) A 20-something guy who is sincere but very naive. But, but… he was in the [foreign legion!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5211409#post5211409) Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/86 "2004-08-30T19:47:05Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > See what I mean. These retorts of yours are simply amazing. Do you come up with these yourself or am I just that far out of the loop? Perhaps they are local in nature. Witticisms that simply haven’t arrived in these backwoods that I call home. We are fighting ignorance constantly here at the Dope. Many thanks. 🙂 What he’s saying is that if your pteradactyl itches, it’s best not to lubricate your binoculars. If you know what I mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/87 "2004-08-30T20:38:07Z")
On the other hand, if your rubicundity is forsworn, you might want to ameliorate your eschatology. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/88 "2004-08-30T20:48:19Z")
That’s easy for _you_ to say. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/89 "2004-08-30T20:58:22Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > On the other hand, if your rubicundity is forsworn, you might want to ameliorate your eschatology. Corpupescently put! ---
**Author:** ![Hooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9fc29f/32.png) [@Hooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hooch)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/90 "2004-08-30T21:08:17Z")
[QUOTE=andros] Why would you assume I’m European?..QUOTE] Yeah you’re right. Bad assumption. And I guess I shouldn’t have generalized about European’s not bathing. Everyone knows it’s the Italians that don’t bathe. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/91 "2004-08-30T21:19:40Z")
[QUOTE=Hooch] > [@andros](#): > > Why would you assume I’m European?..QUOTE] > > Yeah you’re right. Bad assumption. And I guess I shouldn’t have generalized about European’s not bathing. Everyone knows it’s the Italians that don’t bathe. Italians ARE Europeans, although most of Europe denies it. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/92 "2004-08-30T21:21:10Z")
6 Sep 04 12:48pm. I’m an optimist. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/93 "2004-08-30T21:26:22Z")
> [@Loach](#): > > 6 Sep 04 12:48pm. I’m an optimist. 1 Sep 04 10:00am. I’m an optomitrist. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/94 "2004-08-30T21:38:35Z")
Good I need an appointment. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/95 "2004-08-30T21:40:30Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > 1 Sep 04 10:00am. I’m an optomitrist. 3 Sep 04 8:37am. I’m a middle school spelling bee champion. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/96 "2004-08-30T21:40:49Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > 1 Sep 04 10:00am. I’m an optomitrist. 3 Sep 04 8:37am. I’m a former middle school spelling bee champion. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/97 "2004-08-30T22:00:07Z")
Well, it was nice while it lasted. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/98 "2004-08-30T22:13:54Z")
> [@t-keela](#): > > Sometimes we get folks who maybe a little smartassed and have some cultural and social shortcomings. These things combined with a poor education and inferior intellect may account for the behavior that many of us assume is just a simple asshole. This is not always the case. Post less, read more. I’m more educated than you for sure, I bet you can’t even find USA on the map,not to mention Iraq or Afganistan. Eastern Europeans gennerally have more brains and are better educated than American automatons.Your only needs are; full stomach of junk food, stupyfing TV programs,and shoping for crap at Wal-Mart. 😉 PS .Please check my other threads,some of them might be little bizzare but most of them are just regular questions and comments . And post less, read more… applies to you even more. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/99 "2004-08-30T22:26:19Z")
WTF? burning dogs and horses…stupid horses at that. Eggplants and fried sugar… rubicundit…eschatology…Corpupescently what…itchy pteradactyls and lubricated binoculars. Too many euphemisms, too little time. :smack: BTW **nonpolar** I have been somewhat on your side in the pit thus far and this is the way you treat me. ☹ **Lynn** He’s all yours sweetheart…Thanks for the warning. I owe ya a box of chocolates. What kind do ya like? Adios ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/100 "2004-08-30T22:34:01Z")
So, which forum is **nonpolar** going to become a mod of? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=6)