# I pit non polar **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145 "2004-08-30T01:12:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/101 "2004-08-30T22:36:35Z")
He purchased a priviledge to post Then insulted his most gracious host Though he loses his letters He pretends that he’s better And thinks himself smarter than most But ,though he may think that is true No one else shares that same view For when he starts to type What comes out is trite And offensive to those he would woo Anyone else want to try? ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/102 "2004-08-30T22:38:18Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > So, which forum is **nonpolar** going to become a mod of? I don’t want to be moderator anymore, now I want to be ADMINISTRATOR! :mad: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/103 "2004-08-30T22:38:54Z")
Hmm…maybe we are being whooshed. **nonpolar** ’s last post was surprisingly well-written and cogent. Pretty good spelling, too. Still with the puntuation things though. And the anti-American slurs sounds kind of like someone might be from the Middle Ea… hey, I’ve got it! He’s **Aldeberan** ’s little brother! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/104 "2004-08-30T22:41:29Z")
There once was a dude named **nonpolar** Who’s brain would be lost in a bowler He wanted to be a mod We said “Help us, Oh God!” The guy’s like an impacted rear molar. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/105 "2004-08-30T22:49:13Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > So, which forum is **nonpolar** going to become a mod of? _The Outer Darkness_, is my bet. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/106 "2004-08-30T22:49:31Z")
Ears closed to logic Study in paranioa Jackboots sound closer Misunderstood sage? Bridge dwelling sociopath? We hardly knew ye. I love haiku. I just can’t seem to get it to flow right. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/107 "2004-08-30T22:52:02Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _The Outer Darkness_, is my bet. Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/108 "2004-08-30T22:52:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > _The Outer Darkness_, is my bet. Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth? ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/109 "2004-08-30T22:55:34Z")
I will gnash but not wail. ---
**Author:** ![nonpolar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@nonpolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonpolar)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/110 "2004-08-30T22:55:41Z")
> [@Starving Artist](#): > > Hmm…maybe we are being whooshed. **nonpolar** ’s last post was surprisingly well-written and cogent. Pretty good spelling, too. Still with the puntuation things though. > > And the anti-American slurs sounds kind of like someone might be from the Middle Ea… hey, I’ve got it! > > He’s **Aldeberan** ’s little brother! > > 😃 Having such a bunch of great mentors like you guys helps.(t-keela in particular ) Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha just kidding! PS .I have to log out for a few hours , and look for a job. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/111 "2004-08-30T22:56:52Z")
> [@Merijeek](#): > > **I BURNING YOUR DOG!** > Although maybe it should be “I burning your horses!”. Hm, I think we can build on this. **Nonpolar jumping your burning shark pie.** It needs work, but I think it sums him up fairly well. 😃 FB ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/112 "2004-08-30T23:15:37Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Will there be wailing and gnashing of teeth? We can but hope. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/113 "2004-08-30T23:17:45Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > **Nonpolar jumping your burning shark pie.** **Nonpolar jumping Opal’s burning shark pie, set afire by a 1920’s style "death ray."** ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/114 "2004-08-30T23:22:51Z")
> [@Maureen](#): > > I love haiku. I just can’t seem to get it to flow right. Clarify butter Use only the whites of eggs Then pour in the milk ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2004, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145/115 "2004-08-30T23:24:47Z")
OK, I think that this thread can be closed now. Lynn For the Straight Dope (and by the way, I like dark chocolate) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-non-polar/262145.md?page=5)