I pit "normal" "good" Republicans for pretending that you're not enabling traitors

It’s simple enough:

Pelosi had full communication with the Mole-men, who are currently on their secret base on the far side of the moon. This is why the Chinese government sent a lander there. (The mole-men left behind a “gel-like substance” as payment)

This substance was used by Pelosi, Bernie Sanders, AOC and Soros to revive the body of Hugo Chavez, who helped rig the election.

For payment to Chavez, the Pelosi gang had to sell off most of the equipment from the Capitol Police unit in secret. This was covered up by destroying evidence in a recent suspicious dumpster fire in Boston.

It’s all pretty clear cut, really.

Well, I stand improperly corrected then.