# I Pit NotOkay for convincing the entire board umkay had died! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 23, 2012, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044 "2012-06-23T07:01:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![MrDurden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed655f/32.png) [@MrDurden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDurden)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/821 "2012-06-26T10:24:42Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > And those of you \*still \*believing in umkay, give me your fucking car keys. I don’t even want you driving. Seriously. I had my doubts but kept them quiet because I didnt wan’t to be seen as ‘that asshole who doubted a paralyzed girl’ but after NotOkay’s post, was there really a doubt? ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/822 "2012-06-26T10:27:11Z")
> [@Jman](#): > > Dear lord, man…you really don’t know how to let things go, do you? Far as I can tell, this **Firefly** jerk is accusing me of lying about him, planting clues as to where we can find these lies, and he’s got nuttin’.I’ll stop when someone shows me where I’ve lied. As to letting things go, aren’t you ashamed to post in this thread anymore? I mean, how much of a gullible fool do I need to show you to be, anyway? Have you no sense of shame at all? ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/823 "2012-06-26T11:03:57Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Ah hmm. > > Jamie, you can keep it real with me. I won’t tell anybody. You thought she was a phony all along, didn’t you? I know you were all up in this thread like, “O, but WHY would anyone do that?” but your responses to her devotee and “Ask the miracle quad” threads can best be described as “:dubious:”. I was reading those and thinking, “He thinks she’s full of shit.” I thought **Jamie** suspected, too, when he asked questions about her work and how she felt about posting pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Bozuit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/edb3f5/32.png) [@Bozuit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bozuit)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/824 "2012-06-26T11:28:33Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > The “truth” part isn’t the part we are doubting 🙂 ☹ > [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > True. I used to do my share of trolling, and still enjoy seeing a good one. This one (or two, if **NotOkay** was actually a drive-by who got lucky (and it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve seen (or _made_) _that_ happen, where one troll steps on another troll, for massive lulz)) was _ **classic** _. Much troll-food has been posted in this thread, even after the bannings. And apparently is continuing. Keep feeding the Trolls, people. Trolls need nourishment, too… I disagree that **umkay** was/is a troll. Trolls want to trick or infuriate people for the fun of it, whereas **umkay** seems to just want attention and drama while she dreams of being a wheel girl. > [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Far as I can tell, this **Firefly** jerk is accusing me of lying about him, planting clues as to where we can find these lies, and he’s got nuttin’.I’ll stop when someone shows me where I’ve lied. Now _this_ guy is getting trolled! ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/825 "2012-06-26T11:36:56Z")
It’s Ok. Pseudotriton has been trolling through this whole thread. I definitely fed him early, but I won’t be responding to him anymore. ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/826 "2012-06-26T12:54:23Z")
> [@Jman](#): > > It’s Ok. Pseudotriton has been trolling through this whole thread. I definitely fed him early, but I won’t be responding to him anymore. It’s too late. The two of you have already shit out about 8 pages of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/827 "2012-06-26T13:09:57Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > It’s too late. The two of you have already shit out about 8 pages of this thread. Agreed. But, no need to argue any more. I definitely got carried away yesterday…I’m sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/828 "2012-06-26T13:44:53Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Well, we’re at am impasse, then. I’m not. But I am terribly amused. It’s as if you were wondering where the hell your pillow was, and you decided to look everywhere except on the bed. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/829 "2012-06-26T14:04:08Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > I’m not. > > But I am terribly amused. > > It’s as if you were wondering where the hell your pillow was, and you decided to look everywhere except on the bed. Didn’t think you actually had a lie to charge me with. Still don’t. No one does. Except tards like **Cheshire Human** who admits he’s too biased against me to take my side even when I’m right. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/830 "2012-06-26T14:11:18Z")
World’s lamest and most baffling Pit fight. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/831 "2012-06-26T14:17:05Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > World’s lamest and most baffling Pit fight. Quite agree. If you have any clue what this asshole is claiming, please do LMK. Unless I misquoted somebody by omitting an apostrophe or something, he’s just claiming I’m a lying liar who lies a lot without pointing out what the lie is. I suppose I could open a separate Pit thread just for him and clear this one out for everyone else, but I keep thinking that SOMEone (obviously not \*\*RTF \*\*) will tell me what he’s trying to say here. ---
**Author:** ![eclectic\_wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac91a4/32.png) [@eclectic\_wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eclectic_wench)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/832 "2012-06-26T14:18:21Z")
I didn’t read the devoté thread and only skimmed the ‘Ask the…’ one, but I had some doubts. A tiny bit because of umkay’s own posts, but mainly because of the reactions to them. Real people just don’t elicit that kind of fawning. Only characters specifically and very carefully designed to elicit fawning (and psychopaths playing real-life characters specifically designed for the same purpose) get that much of it, that fast, and that far over the top. Ironically, I have to point out that, after just about all her posts in this thread, I love Nzinga, Seated. ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/833 "2012-06-26T14:20:52Z")
> [@eclectic\_wench](#): > > Ironically, I have to point out that, after just about all her posts in this thread, I love Nzinga, Seated. Me too!!! She should totally write a book. And I want to {{{huggles}}} all over her. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/834 "2012-06-26T14:26:36Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Me too!!! She should totally write a book. And I want to {{{huggles}}} all over her. Hi. My name is Nzinga, Standing. I have some bad news about my sister. ---
**Author:** ![eclectic\_wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac91a4/32.png) [@eclectic\_wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eclectic_wench)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/835 "2012-06-26T14:29:20Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > Me too!!! She should totally write a book. And I want to {{{huggles}}} all over her. Maybe we should demand video of her sitting down first. This thread is proof that anyone can \*claim \*to be Seated. ETA: Well, dammit. Nzinga, Ninjaing. ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/836 "2012-06-26T14:31:57Z")
I didn’t read any of the original threads that started this…but all this aftermath reminds me of that girl from a few years ago who claimed to talk to a ghost, and acted very cute the whole time. The ghost girl had these insanely stubborn defenders who would post about “having an open mind” and crap like that, exactly like the stuff in this thread. Most of the ghost girl’s defenders were apparently hopeless romantics, or guys who thought if they behaved gallantly enough in her defense there was a long shot chance they would get laid. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/837 "2012-06-26T14:33:28Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > World’s lamest and most baffling Pit fight. Agreed, great opening gambit but a little long on the pay-off. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/838 "2012-06-26T14:33:55Z")
There’s one question that’s remained unanswered all this time. [QUOTE=whatsherface] FTS INLIKMD! [/QUOTE] The hell does this mean? “Fuck that shit… something something, motherfucking dupes”? ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/839 "2012-06-26T14:40:51Z")
Fire that scum! I never liked indigent khaki medical doctors? ---
**Author:** ![Pitchmeister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pitchmeister/32/3459_2.png) [@Pitchmeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pitchmeister)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044/840 "2012-06-26T14:41:44Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > There’s one question that’s remained unanswered all this time. > The hell does this mean? “Fuck that shit… something something, motherfucking dupes”? It’s from one of the posts immediatey before: “Fuck that shit - I’m not letting it keep me down!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044.md?page=41) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-notokay-for-convincing-the-entire-board-umkay-had-died/626044.md?page=43)