# I pit Obama

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 14, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928 "2008-08-14T01:56:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928/1 "2008-08-14T01:56:36Z")

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For his choice in neck ties. They are too wide, and Obama uses knots that are too fat. He is skinny man. Using wide ties with fat knots only makes him look skinner.

This foretells an ineffective presidency, if he is elected.

[![](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r199013_759717.jpg) ](https://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200711/r199013_759717.jpg)  
[http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper885/stills/du4t2y08.jpg](http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper885/stills/du4t2y08.jpg)  
[http://www.radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/obama.jpg](http://www.radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/obama.jpg)

He would do well to dress like this:  
[![](https://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mad-men-2.jpg) ](https://electricityandlust.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/mad-men-2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928/2 "2008-08-14T01:57:22Z")

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You are fucking retarded and i look foward to your banning.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928/3 "2008-08-14T02:00:16Z")

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Getting desperate?

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**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2008, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-obama/459928/4 "2008-08-14T02:04:09Z")

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**Two and a Half Inches of Fun** , the obvious trolling you’ve displayed since returning from your suspension by starting ever more trivial and hard to believe threads would seem to indicate that you have no intention of being anything other than an irritant and a troll. This is a warning, and I’ll ask the mods if we should give you yet another chance or just save time and toss your ass out of here now. It’s been great, etc. etc.