# I pit OpalCat - but my heart's not really in it.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 12, 2011, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-opalcat-but-my-hearts-not-really-in-it/605872 "2011-12-12T03:17:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-opalcat-but-my-hearts-not-really-in-it/605872/105 "2011-12-12T21:53:42Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Yeah, I know you weren’t smart enough to read about masturbation as a kid, but you’re doing it wrong.

> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I take it into my own hands to make my board experience pleasurable,

**Inner Stickler** I hope you were smart enough to read up on it first so you know that you are not doing it wrong.

> [@Ogre](#):
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> Nobody said anything about not reading.

Opal did.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14557389&postcount=58](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14557389&postcount=58)

> [@News on a much-debated topic: Do wolves kill people?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/news-on-a-much-debated-topic-do-wolves-kill-people/605406/58):
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> Ok, have fun with that. I don’t read the Pit.

> [@YoDoc](#):
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> Fuck no! I am wolf teeth and slayer!..

I totally read that in the voice of Charlie Kelly.\*

\*aka Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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