# I Pit Penis Posts **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 31, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390 "2004-08-31T08:08:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/21 "2004-08-31T22:40:10Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > What I _couldn’t_ do is explain what the hell I was doing to the curious co-workers who came to visit on hearing such a weirdly profane invocation floating out of my office. Just tell them you’re taking dictation. _snort_ ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/22 "2004-09-01T00:02:06Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > They’re popping up everywhere, and even if they start out with some point, they quickly lose their shape. No amount of dope is going to straighten them. They’re not uplifting and they objectify men willy-nilly. There’s also the very real danger that they’re going to polarise dopers, or nonpolarise tham as the case may be. > > Can we just cut them out? Are all the double entendres in this on purpose, or some deep, dark, hidden Freudian issues? I haven’t had a laugh like this in weeks…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/23 "2004-09-01T00:04:28Z")
Penis posts suck! I say we cut them off! Or at least keep them from blowing up in our faces… **casts about for another innuendo** Hmm, I seem to have blown my load. (Actually I was a bit pissed off when my coworker spotted my window open to MPSIMS, and there were at least two “penis” threads. Enough already! ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/24 "2004-09-01T00:42:32Z")
Just be glad they aren’t circumcision threads. There’s always such a flap around that topic. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/25 "2004-09-01T01:16:19Z")
[Having preciously posted on my penis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269954&highlight=Penis) (which hurts, btw), I must protest the panning of penis posts. Penis posts proclaim the pursuit of passionate pleasures portrayed poignantly against a panoply of plumbing problems. Remember, a day without a penis is a day without pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/26 "2004-09-01T01:21:25Z")
Precisely! Penis posts pit poster against poster perfectly. Pity the poor pigheaded pugilist who seeks to prohibit penis posts. Roger reeks of repression. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/27 "2004-09-01T02:03:56Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > They’re popping up everywhere, and even if they start out with some point, they quickly lose their shape. No amount of dope is going to straighten them. They’re not uplifting and they objectify men willy-nilly. There’s also the very real danger that they’re going to polarise dopers, or nonpolarise tham as the case may be. > > Can we just cut them out? This is the ballsiest thread I’ve seen in a long time. I think you’ve gone nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/28 "2004-09-01T02:05:55Z")
> [@Boyo Jim](#): > > [Having preciously posted on my penis](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=269954&highlight=Penis) (which hurts, btw), I must protest the panning of penis posts. Penis posts proclaim the pursuit of passionate pleasures portrayed poignantly against a panoply of plumbing problems. > > Remember, a day without a penis is a day without pleasure. That’s some amazingly astute alliteration which actually has led me to have an awestrikingly astonished admiration for you. ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/29 "2004-09-01T02:07:32Z")
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/30 "2004-09-01T02:08:07Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > This is the ballsiest thread I’ve seen in a long time. > > I think you’ve gone nuts. So this guy sees a pirate with a ship’s wheel sticking out of his pants… ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/31 "2004-09-01T02:10:13Z")
> [@roger thornhill](#): > > Different strokes for different folks, I guess. I preferred _the Facts of Life_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/32 "2004-09-01T02:20:19Z")
I tried to post this last night, but the graveyard shift hamsters decided to take their lunch break just when I hit submit. > [@roger thornhill](#): > > They’re popping up everywhere largely do to the large numbers of scantily clad female posters at this time of year > [@](#): > > , and even if they start out with some point, they quickly lose their shape. Too quickly, which makes them very unsatisfying > [@](#): > > No amount of dope is going to straighten them. If they are functioning properly, they don’t require dope to straighten them. Under the right circumstances, that just sort of happens on its own. > [@](#): > > They’re not uplifting the were when they started, but then they lost their shape. See above. > [@](#): > > and they objectify men willy-nilly. mostly willy > [@](#): > > There’s also the very real danger that they’re going to polarise dopers, or nonpolarise tham as the case may be. and therein lies the rub. > [@](#): > > Can we just cut them out? Sure you want to do that, **roger**? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/33 "2004-09-01T02:51:08Z")
I didn’t think it was possible, but penis threads both blow AND suck. That’s why I never post to them. ;j looks like a little condom headed tallywhacker, now don’t he? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/34 "2004-09-01T03:17:53Z")
Ah… memories [Vandal with foot long pecker terrorizes small town!](http://216.239.41.104/search?q=cache:miiKXqsZIzkJ:www.unsolvedmysteries.com/usm344157.html+%22We+were+staring+at+it+because+it+was+just+so+big.%22&hl=en) “We were staring at it because it was just so big” ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/35 "2004-09-01T03:20:19Z")
> [@Mockingbird](#): > > Quote: > > > [@](#): > > > > Originally Posted by Boyo Jim > > Having preciously posted on my penis (which hurts, btw), I must protest the panning of penis posts. Penis posts proclaim the pursuit of passionate pleasures portrayed poignantly against a panoply of plumbing problems. > > > > Remember, a day without a penis is a day without pleasure. > > That’s some amazingly astute alliteration which actually has led me to have an awestrikingly astonished admiration for you. Pleased that my prose has performed perfectly, I plead that my penis parforms as poetically. I will proudly post my pecadillos. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/36 "2004-09-01T03:30:12Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Actually, I _could_ [say “pecker thread” three times fast]. Easily. Ten times fast, even. > > What I _couldn’t_ do is explain what the hell I was doing to the curious co-workers who came to visit on hearing such a weirdly profane invocation floating out of my office. Heh. “Floating out of your orifice.” What? ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/37 "2004-09-01T03:43:53Z")
8====================d ---
**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/38 "2004-09-01T03:45:16Z")
8====================D Stupid broken board wouldn’t allow a single uppercase letter! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/39 "2004-09-01T03:57:09Z")
> [@Muad'Dib](#): > > 8====================D > > Stupid broken board wouldn’t allow a single uppercase letter! I think you might need to see Qadgop about that son! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390/40 "2004-09-01T04:01:01Z")
> [@astro](#): > > I think you might need to see Qadgop about that son! Jesus! The last place I’d go for a penis inspection would be a PRISON! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-penis-posts/262390.md?page=3)