# I pit people that accuse me of being "negative." **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2013, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006 "2013-12-23T09:44:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jesse\_Pinkman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a183cd/32.png) [@Jesse\_Pinkman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jesse_Pinkman)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/1 "2013-12-23T09:44:35Z")
No you fucking bitch, I’m not being negative, I’m being realistic. Life isn’t all peaches and fucking cream and if you can’t see that then I’m not the one with the problem, and I’m not going to change what I say to please you. If you don’t like it, don’t fucking talk to me. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/2 "2013-12-23T10:00:42Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > **No** you fucking bitch, I’m **not** being negative, I’m being realistic. Life **isn’t** all peaches and fucking cream and if you **can’t** see that then I’m **not** the one with the problem, and I’m **not** going to change what I say to please you. If you **don’t** like it, **don’t** fucking talk to me. Emphasis mine, negativity yours. (Also, half your threads are BBQ Pit threads) ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/3 "2013-12-23T10:07:03Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > If you don’t like it, don’t fucking talk to me. Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me. _notices username_ _Bitch_. ---
**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/4 "2013-12-23T10:10:16Z")
You’re not negative, you’re just a whiny little bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/5 "2013-12-23T11:56:35Z")
Everyone thinks they’re being realistic. It’s just that some people’s reality differs from others. Being realistic can have the same problem as being honest. Like honesty, it’s not always appropriate to offer your “realism” to other people. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/6 "2013-12-23T13:04:28Z")
> [@](#): > > Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side > Keep on the sunny side of life > It will help us every day, it will brighten all the way > If we’ll keep on the sunny side of life Everybody, now! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/7 "2013-12-23T13:36:41Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Everybody, now! [I’ve got your “sunny side of life”, bub.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvU4CC6s2e4) ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/8 "2013-12-23T13:44:29Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > No you fucking bitch, I’m not being negative, I’m being realistic. Life isn’t all peaches and fucking cream and if you can’t see that then I’m not the one with the problem, and I’m not going to change what I say to please you. If you don’t like it, don’t fucking talk to me. Give 'em hell, you big fucking ray of sunshine. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/9 "2013-12-23T13:49:04Z")
“Peaches and fucking cream” I don’t think I saw that particular video. Who played “Peaches”? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/10 "2013-12-23T13:56:53Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > You’re not negative, you’re just a whiny little bitch. While it’s not clear from the OP just what is going on with the bitch in question, based on the poster’s previous threads the evidence is strong that \*\*Jesse \*\*is in fact being negative. This doesn’t preclude him \*also \*being a whiny little bitch. They are not mutually exclusive. ---
**Author:** ![MichaelEmouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/michaelemouse/32/101_2.png) [@MichaelEmouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MichaelEmouse)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/11 "2013-12-23T14:02:46Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > While it’s not clear from the OP just what is going on with the bitch in question, based on the poster’s previous threads the evidence is strong that \*\*Jesse \*\*is in fact being negative. This doesn’t preclude him \*also \*being a whiny little bitch. They are not mutually exclusive. A negative bitch. A nitch. It’s got the right sound for its meaning. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/12 "2013-12-23T14:14:05Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [I’ve got your “sunny side of life”, bub.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvU4CC6s2e4) [Even better.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ) I think Jesse has a total monopoly on sackcloth and ashes by now. ---
**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/13 "2013-12-23T14:25:13Z")
Jesse, jesse … again with the negativity? While its ever so cute when youre young to pitch a bitch and pout when youre having a PMS moment, when you get old and sour life will REALLY pass you by if you keep it up. So try to at least be neutral so that people dont avoid you like the plague. Youre digging a hole you cant get out of. You need help. [http://www.johnplaceonline.com/achieve-balance/12-ways-to-boost-your-positive-energy/](http://www.johnplaceonline.com/achieve-balance/12-ways-to-boost-your-positive-energy/) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/14 "2013-12-23T14:38:16Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Even better.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ) > > I think Jesse has a total monopoly on sackcloth and ashes by now. [The Whites with Charlie Chaplin](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WphgF4egpIo).😛 ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/15 "2013-12-23T14:39:30Z")
I love you Jesse, I don’t think your negative, just misunderstood. C’mon everyone … Group Hug now. [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hhqyg_dTaTg/hqdefault.jpg "Grateful Dead - Dire Wolf.") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhqyg_dTaTg) ---
**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/16 "2013-12-23T14:45:47Z")
And that charming and delightful attitude is why women flock to you. We love realists. We get all hot and bothered with your bad boy, nobody loves me, y’all can just fuck off, ray of sunshine personality. ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/17 "2013-12-23T14:49:37Z")
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/18 "2013-12-23T15:16:38Z")
> [@SeaDragonTattoo](#): > > You’re not negative, you’re just a whiny little bitch. …yo! ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/19 "2013-12-23T15:18:53Z")
Sometimes it’s best to just stop talking. If you don’t know whether someone else will receive a realistic comment well, then don’t make it. Go to notepad, type what you want to say, then close notepad without saving. There, you said it, and you didn’t affect anyone else’s day in the process. Some people don’t want realism. I bite my tongue all the time around my religious relatives and bitch coworker. If you feel doing this would make you untrue to yourself, perhaps you should find a new job/friends (or stop hanging out with the family member in question)–whoever it is. ---
**Author:** ![oz0ne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/9fc348/32.png) [@oz0ne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oz0ne)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006/20 "2013-12-23T15:28:33Z")
> [@Jesse\_Pinkman](#): > > No you fucking bitch, I’m not being negative, I’m being realistic. Life isn’t all peaches and fucking cream and if you can’t see that then I’m not the one with the problem, and I’m not going to change what I say to please you. If you don’t like it, don’t fucking talk to me. God damn it, man! I need you tell me where you live so I can visit you. I’m taking you out and getting you laid. That way, we’ll only have happy threads from you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-accuse-me-of-being-negative/677006.md?page=2)