# I pit people that neither like nor hate metal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949 "2011-06-01T12:40:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/21 "2011-06-01T14:07:21Z")

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I’m embarrassed to say that it took me a second there to “get” this pitting.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/22 "2011-06-01T14:08:22Z")

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Turn up your speakers and they’ll make up their minds.

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**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/23 "2011-06-01T14:08:23Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> My first pitting! :embarrassed:

You’ve had it coming, Sonny Jim.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/24 "2011-06-01T14:08:25Z")

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I confused, do you hate metal or like it? I’m not sure if I should pit you or pit you.

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/25 "2011-06-01T14:08:49Z")

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It’s not really within my understanding to know or not know whether Metallica is still together.

Rock on, man.

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**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/26 "2011-06-01T14:10:32Z")

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I’m so confused. The first three threads in the pit concern metal. Is it a special day? Do I need a specially colored ribbon and name tag?

ETA - holy shit it is alot more than three, and I can’t tell which one started it. Damn. So we are really replacing rape month and abortion month with metal? That seems like a nice change of pace though.

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/27 "2011-06-01T14:11:06Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> I _hate_ actinides. Actinides can blow me while I shit.

Actinides are the Kings of the Transuranium elements so shut the fuck up!!!  
Actinides rulz!!!1!!!

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/28 "2011-06-01T14:13:14Z")

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They worship Satan yet they feel remorse.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/29 "2011-06-01T14:17:27Z")

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> [@ShelliBean](#):
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> ETA - holy shit it is alot more than three, and I can’t tell which one started it. Damn. So we are really replacing rape month and abortion month with metal? That seems like a nice change of pace though.

I thought every month was rape month. Did something change?

FWIW I _think_ [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610740) is the first one and the rest are parodies.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/30 "2011-06-01T14:30:55Z")

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Fix it with fiberglass.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/31 "2011-06-01T14:36:24Z")

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How about the metal atheists?

Fucking splitters!

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/32 "2011-06-01T14:37:27Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Fix it with fiberglass.

Fiberglass sucks!

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/33 "2011-06-01T14:38:00Z")

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So… do I wanna know what’s up with the metal-obsessed Pit today?

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/34 "2011-06-01T14:39:45Z")

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How about people who neither like nor hate _Meddle_?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/35 "2011-06-01T14:39:50Z")

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This thread is so metal.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/36 "2011-06-01T14:42:03Z")

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My TV table is made ov fibreglass and I think it’s cool. So yeah, tossers.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/37 "2011-06-01T14:42:40Z")

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But only because I’m not in on the joke. And we’re gonna take it, anymore! _head-bang_

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/38 "2011-06-01T14:42:52Z")

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> [@Small\_Clanger](#):
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> My TV table is made ov fibreglass and I think it’s cool.

Pfft…you would. :rolleyes:

Fiberglass can suck it!

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/39 "2011-06-01T14:43:43Z")

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> [@ShelliBean](#):
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> It’s not really within my understanding to know or not know whether Metallica is still together.

Consider yourself unforgiven.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/40 "2011-06-01T14:44:55Z")

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Fiberglass is neither a glass nor a fiber. Discuss.

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