# I pit people that neither like nor hate metal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949 "2011-06-01T12:40:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/41 "2011-06-01T14:45:21Z")
Wait. _Every_ month is Rape Month? Doesn’t anybody just pillage anymore? ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/42 "2011-06-01T14:45:49Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > This thread is so metal. \m/ ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/43 "2011-06-01T14:47:29Z")
This thread is full ov win and fail. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/44 "2011-06-01T14:48:03Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] Fiberglass is neither a glass nor a fiber. Discuss. [/QUOTE] Burn the fibreglass denier! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/45 "2011-06-01T14:48:30Z")
I can’t work out if Iron Butterfly are metal, underground, or psychadelic. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/46 "2011-06-01T14:50:20Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I can’t work out if Iron Butterfly are metal, underground, or psychadelic. Munderdelic, innit. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/47 "2011-06-01T14:50:25Z")
> [@Small\_Clanger](#): > > Burn the fibreglass denier! Oh no! I better wrap myself up with aluminium first before you burn me with fyre. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/48 "2011-06-01T14:53:22Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Oh no! I better wrap myself up with aluminium first before you burn me with fyre. An aluminum hat should provide all the protection you need – from anything at all. ---
**Author:** ![Lorski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lorski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorski)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/49 "2011-06-01T14:54:09Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > But only because I’m not in on the joke. And we’re gonna take it, anymore! _head-bang_ Ya mean we’re NOT gonna take it, right? I endorse this pitting. Or whatever. _wanders off banging head_ ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/50 "2011-06-01T14:54:26Z")
> [@amanset](#): > > You’ve had it coming, Sonny Jim. Nobody gets to call me Sonny except my mum. And you, now. But not even my mum either. So there. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/51 "2011-06-01T14:55:44Z")
> [@Bambro](#): > > Fiberglass sucks! Oh **Bambro**? There’s a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610755) for people like you. ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/52 "2011-06-01T14:57:50Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Nobody gets to call me Sonny except my mum. And you, now. But not even my mum either. So there. Question is, where does your Mum stand on the metal issue? ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/53 "2011-06-01T14:58:51Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > I thought every month was rape month. Did something change? > > FWIW I _think_ [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610740) is the first one and the rest are parodies. You seriously telling me that thread wasn’t parodying something? ---
**Author:** ![heatmiserfl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@heatmiserfl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatmiserfl)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/54 "2011-06-01T15:03:03Z")
Won’t decide which way it wants to go. Also a big show-off and won’t hesitate to attract sorts like itself! Disgusting. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/55 "2011-06-01T15:03:51Z")
> [@amanset](#): > > You seriously telling me that thread wasn’t parodying something? To be honest, it was the first of the metal threads I saw when I woke up this morning. It’s like knowing a song for a long time and then finding out it’s actually a cover of a 20 year old song. In your head, the ‘cover’ will always be the original. Besides, I didn’t really feel like researching it. I wasn’t even planning on clicking on it. I figured it was someone whining about James Durbin losing AI, but the hover text proved me wrong. I skimmed through it, didn’t really read it, saw lots of quotes and moved on. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/56 "2011-06-01T15:04:17Z")
Yeah, I think I’ll just go embrace the noble gasses for a while until someone explains what the hell’s going on. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/57 "2011-06-01T15:05:16Z")
I’d like to stand on the metal issue but Philippe is already standing on it. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/58 "2011-06-01T15:13:11Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Wait. _Every_ month is Rape Month? Doesn’t anybody just pillage anymore? [We like rape](http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=4800). ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/59 "2011-06-01T15:14:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > [We like rape](http://www.moviequotes.com/fullquote.cgi?qnum=4800). Where are the white women at? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/60 "2011-06-01T15:58:14Z")
[Moderating] Fun’s fun, guys, but we don’t want the whole front page of the Pit taken up with joke threads. I have merged eight threads here in order to maximize confusion. Also, when starting a parody Pit thread please provide a link to the [original thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610740) Colibri Moderator [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949.md?page=4)