# I pit people that neither like nor hate metal **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 1, 2011, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949 "2011-06-01T12:40:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/61 "2011-06-01T16:00:21Z")
What about FIBERGLASS??? Fiberglass haters are eeevvvveeeeellllll!!! ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/62 "2011-06-01T16:04:18Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderating] > Also, when starting a parody Pit thread please provide a link to the [original thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610740) Which clearly would not be a very metal thing to do. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/63 "2011-06-01T16:05:01Z")
Missed [one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610744)! ---
**Author:** ![Lorski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lorski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorski)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/64 "2011-06-01T16:10:07Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Yeah, I think I’ll just go embrace the noble gasses for a while until someone explains what the hell’s going on. Not quite sure what you mean there but it sounds very interesting…😃 _goes back to banging head and playing with fiberglass_ ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/65 "2011-06-01T16:14:04Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Missed [one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610744)! No, that one seems to be a comment on the actual subject of the original thread rather than a pure parody, so I have left it separate. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/66 "2011-06-01T16:16:16Z")
I am so fucking confused right now. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/67 "2011-06-01T16:17:18Z")
> [@amanset](#): > > Which clearly would not be a very metal thing to do. But doing it would be a bit metal. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/68 "2011-06-01T16:25:34Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderating] > > Fun’s fun, guys, but we don’t want the whole front page of the Pit taken up with joke threads. I have merged eight threads here in order to maximize confusion. 8 threads? Is that some kind of thread merging record? > [@Autolycus](#): > > Oh no! I better wrap myself up with aluminium first before you burn me with fyre. Doesn’t aluminum pit? ---
**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/69 "2011-06-01T16:26:31Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Oh **Bambro**? There’s a [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610755) for people like you. Ouch. I think you broke my brain. Meta. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/70 "2011-06-01T16:28:30Z")
Lolthread. +rep ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/71 "2011-06-01T16:45:09Z")
First off, I’m looking at you helium, neon, argon, krypton, xenon, and radon. Oh me oh my, I’m so noble, I won’t react to anything. La de da. Well fuck you. You’re hurting iron’s feelings. And you, Mr. (or Ms.) T-1000 with your nanomorph mimetic poly-alloy body. Don’t bring an arm that can turn into a knife to a gunfight as the saying sometimes goes. Why don’t you like complex machinery? You need to figure out what you are before you inflict your wrath upon the rest of us. And you Darth Vader. So dark. So heavy. So brooding. More machine than man they say. Oh yeah? Then why did you turn back to the light side, huh? No one likes a wishy washy Jedi. Commit man. And finally the Swiss. But I’m not really sure why. It probably has something to do with being neutral and making watches and I haven’t quite figured it all out yet but I’m definitely keeping my eyes on you. You’ve been warned. ---
**Author:** ![Llama\_Llogophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@Llama\_Llogophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Llama_Llogophile)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/72 "2011-06-01T16:54:42Z")
But I… Um… SPLUNGE!!! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/73 "2011-06-01T16:57:05Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > [Moderating]… > Also, when starting a parody Pit thread please provide a link to the [original thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=610740) > > Colibri > Moderator There were too many. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/74 "2011-06-01T17:03:06Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#): > > 8 threads? Is that some kind of thread merging record? No, some time ago someone had a meltdown in the Pit and started a huge bunch of threads. I think I might have merged a couple of dozen then. I can’t recall who it was at the moment. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/75 "2011-06-01T17:04:09Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > There were too many. One was too many? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/76 "2011-06-01T17:07:58Z")
Splunge for me too! ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/77 "2011-06-01T17:10:46Z")
Stupid toys. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/78 "2011-06-01T17:14:02Z")
OCToTHREAD!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/79 "2011-06-01T18:00:24Z")
I like what they like! ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949/80 "2011-06-01T18:38:12Z")
I don’t want to sell any metal, buy any metal, or process any metal as a career. I don’t want to sell any metal bought or processed, or buy any metal sold or processed, or process any metal sold, bought, or processed, or repair any metal sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don’t want to do that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-that-neither-like-nor-hate-metal/583949.md?page=5)