# I pit people who don't donate blood!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 20, 2006, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496 "2006-06-20T23:10:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496/181 "2006-09-15T13:10:10Z")

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I think you meant ‘unlikely’, and 3 months is still freshly dead, but not yet a zombie. We need our SDMB zombies to get much more ripe first! 😉

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496/182 "2006-09-15T13:19:51Z")

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[QUOTE=D\_Odds]  
I think you meant ‘unlikely’, and 3 months is still freshly dead, but not yet a zombie. We need our SDMB zombies to get much more ripe first! 😉  
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I think the use of the term likely was ironic.

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dead\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Badger)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496/183 "2006-09-15T13:22:09Z")

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[QUOTE=D\_Odds]  
I think you meant ‘unlikely’…  
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Transatlantic idiom strikes again.

“Yeah, mate, I was talking to Dave last night; fed me a likely story about his missus gettin’ bitten by a fuckin’ pomeranian. Needed fifteen stitches to 'er nethers, 'e said. Bollocks. 'E 'asn’t been allowed near those drawers since the ‘oneymoon, poodle or no fuckin’ poodle.”

Although I guess the voice I imagine that spoken in probably doesn’t belong to someone who would use a semi-colon.

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**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496/184 "2006-09-15T13:51:37Z")

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DOH! :smack:

Spent enough time over there that I should have recognized that. 20 lashes with a wet noodle (but only if administered by this year’s U.S. Open female champion).

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**Author:** ![ReuvenB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9fc348/32.png) [@ReuvenB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReuvenB)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-dont-donate-blood/361496/185 "2006-09-15T17:36:12Z")

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[QUOTE=Askia]  
Funny this comes up – I’m short on cash and I wanted to borrow a trick from my ex-roommate Ves who used to sell blood plasma a few times a month. I can’t seem to find any information on blood banks in the Atlanta area that buy plasma and platelets. Sorry, I’m not in this for the dry cookies and too small t-shirt, thanks. That’s weird because I distinctly remember seeing one in midtown ages ago but I don’t think it’s there anymore.  
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There’s one on Ashford Dunwoody Rd., if you know where that is. It’s Blood Bank of the South or somesuch.

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