# I pit people who end thread titles with ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766 "2005-12-15T18:40:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/1 "2005-12-15T18:40:23Z")

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(ellipses)

Don’t leave us hanging. Just tell us what you want to say without having to mouse-over or open the thread. There’s a rule here against non-descriptive thread titles.

Not to single anyone out, but [here’s an example.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=349705)

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/2 "2005-12-15T18:53:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Just tell us what you want to say without having to mouse-over . . .

Yeah. That seems like an **awful** lotta trouble.

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**Author:** ![Canadiangirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Canadiangirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadiangirl)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/3 "2005-12-15T19:04:07Z")

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thanks, uncle beer.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/4 "2005-12-15T19:12:27Z")

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It’s more of a pet peeve. Mild.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/5 "2005-12-15T19:17:22Z")

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I hadn’t noticed how common this had become…

Or alternately…  
Is it just me or is everyone…  
I know he can GET the job…  
If I Decide To Do It, The Baby Must NEVER Find Out…  
I didn’t feel like I was truly an adult until…  
Any Austin Dopers interested…  
In which I get to prepare for my daughter’s potential sexuality a decade early…  
Wishing death on someone…  
Clinton talks, the U.S. walks … .  
He hit my kid. Someone talk me down…  
Mother FUCK AA…

What Yummy Treats Will You Be Making For The Holidays?..

Okay, that last one is kind of pointless…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/6 "2005-12-15T19:24:55Z")

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Check out that link in the OP again… We really can make a difference here if we complain about things loudly enough! Yay!

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/7 "2005-12-15T19:38:04Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> I hadn’t noticed how common this had become…
> 
> Or alternately…  
> Is it just me or is everyone…  
> I know he can GET the job…  
> If I Decide To Do It, The Baby Must NEVER Find Out…  
> I didn’t feel like I was truly an adult until…  
> Any Austin Dopers interested…  
> In which I get to prepare for my daughter’s potential sexuality a decade early…  
> Wishing death on someone…  
> Clinton talks, the U.S. walks … .  
> He hit my kid. Someone talk me down…  
> Mother FUCK AA…
> 
> What Yummy Treats Will You Be Making For The Holidays?..
> 
> Okay, that last one is kind of pointless…

Some of those are OK, others are not, IMHO. For example, I can get the gist of “In which I get to prepare for my daughter’s potential sexuality a decade early…” and “I didn’t feel like I was truly an adult until…” because the ellipses don’t really take the place of some omission of words.

I’m only bothered by the ones where the OP hides the gist of the thread in the OP.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/8 "2005-12-15T19:40:02Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Yeah. That seems like an **awful** lotta trouble.

It’s more trouble than people should go through when there’s a perfectly good place to describe the thread, the title.

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/9 "2005-12-15T19:40:42Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Check out that link in the OP again… We really can make a difference here if we complain about things loudly enough! Yay!

Order has been restored! 😃

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/10 "2005-12-15T21:27:38Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> It’s more trouble than people should go through when there’s a perfectly good place to describe the thread, the title.

Shouldn’t that be, “It’s more trouble than people should go through when there’s a perfectly good place to describe the thread . . . the title.”

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/11 "2005-12-15T21:34:51Z")

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So thread titles should be more like this?  
The one about cheese

The one about Star Trek

The one about Bush

The one about masturbating like a mutherfuck.

The one about blimps

The one about me, incinerating your canine

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/12 "2005-12-15T22:12:43Z")

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There’s a difference between creative thread titles and hiding the ball.

A creative thread title can at least tell me that it’s a humorous thread about blimps, or whatever. It’s enough information to let me know at first glance whether I want to be bothered with the thread or not.

Titles like these, however, are useless because it could be anything:

I like …

Don’t you hate it when …

I believe that …

Why doesn’t …

How do I …

(LOLz!!!1! You must take more action to find out. Pay special attention to me!)

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/13 "2005-12-15T23:43:55Z")

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Dear OPer: [Here is a thread that you may find most interesting.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235629)😛

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/14 "2005-12-15T23:59:42Z")

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> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Shouldn’t that be, “It’s more trouble than people should go through when there’s a perfectly good place to describe the thread . . . the title.”

Yes, but “the title”…

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/15 "2005-12-16T00:06:06Z")

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… should be in the next post.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/16 "2005-12-16T00:26:07Z")

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And not to hijack too much, but those of you who just post a link to a news article - hey, at least put a quote in to tell us why we would be interested.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/17 "2005-12-16T00:41:50Z")

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**Ethilrist:**

“What Yummy Treats Will You Be Making For The Holidays?..”

_Okay, that last one is kind of pointless…_  
I see your point, and it was a very stupid thing for me to do. Yep. You’re right. It WAS pointless. Sorry about that.

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**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/18 "2005-12-16T16:49:29Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> So thread titles should be more like this?  
> The one about cheese
> 
> The one about Star Trek
> 
> The one about Bush
> 
> The one about masturbating like a mutherfuck.
> 
> The one about blimps
> 
> The one about me, incinerating your canine

Shouldn’t that be the one about I incinerating your canine?

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/19 "2005-12-16T17:41:05Z")

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Small nitpick - the proper expression for those 3 dots … is **ellipsis**.  
Ellipses are another matter [http://www.1728.com/ellipse.htm](http://www.1728.com/ellipse.htm)  
(Yes, that’s my website, but it has a nice big ellipse right at the top for everyone’s viewing convenience).

I agree with **Khadiji** about posting a link and not even offering a sentence of summary or explanation.

**Uncle Beer** I would agree with you about the mouseover viewing, _provided_ that the poster starts getting to the heart of the matter immediately so you can read it in the mouseover view. I’m sure you’d agree that a posting such as this is a real pain.  
“What would happen if …”  
and then the mouseover view starts off:\*  
I’ve been thinking about this for a quite a while. It happened in work a long time ago but still is there something I can do to correct it? Do you think I’ve waited too long ? I’ve discused this with my family and a few friends and most of them think my decision is wrong. Anyway, here’s the story."\* zzzzzzzzzzzzz And you end up having to click on the damned posting anyway. :mad:

Okay, that’s all. I’ll take my medication now.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-end-thread-titles-with/335766/20 "2005-12-17T04:28:31Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> Small nitpick - the proper expression for those 3 dots … is **ellipsis**.

The plural of ellipsis is ellipses.

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