I pit people who tell me I eat "strange food"

OMFG, I actually had a physical gag-reflex just from reading that.

Substitute “pretentious” for “strange” and you might have some idea why you’re experiencing these adverse reactions.

I pit people who tell me I’m strange for not owning a television and for being too generally superior in every way.

ah, so you’re Area Man.

At least you’re not specialized.

The OP must’ve eaten something REALLY bad, since it got him banned.