# I pit people who waste my time on this board. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 15, 2009, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941 "2009-02-15T12:12:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/81 "2009-02-16T21:52:35Z")
> [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](#): > > Wow, I just had a deja vu. Was it all over again? ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/82 "2009-02-16T22:02:08Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > I agree. Although you should capitilize the ‘t’ in Thursday. I could also have capitolazed the ‘t’ when I wrote ‘t’ although, by itself I’m not sure it should or shouldn’t be capotolized. HaHa! Guadrene’s law strikes again. Speaking of which, why is Guadranu such a hard word to spell anyway. Do you think if I use enough alternate spellings of Guedrane, I’ll get one of them right? Yeah, me either. Maybe if I weren’t so lazy, I’d look it up. Maybe… Anyway, the word you were looking for doesn’t have an “o”. That’s a building. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/83 "2009-02-16T22:18:01Z")
Yore first mistake was attempting to add an ‘n’. Gaah! Gaudere strikes again! ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2009, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/84 "2009-02-16T22:58:49Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Yore first mistake was attempting to add an ‘n’. Iv’e always wanted to ask; do you molest young author’s? Is that the idea? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/85 "2009-02-17T01:31:46Z")
I think it’s time to mention Hitler. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/86 "2009-02-17T01:35:27Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think it’s time to mention Hitler. Jim never has a second cup of Hitler at home. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/87 "2009-02-17T01:40:01Z")
I don’t smoke, do I? Of course you smoke. You’ve always smoked. I don’t smoke. Why don’t we all smoke? ---
**Author:** ![Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/88 "2009-02-17T02:01:06Z")
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose feet wouldn’t fit in a bucket. His penis, though smooth, could make quite a groove, And Alice would always wash the dishes after dinner. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanTigerTamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@SuntanTigerTamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanTigerTamer)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/89 "2009-02-17T02:09:31Z")
So you’re saying that if ever were the time for the Fifty ASCII Hitlers on the SDMB, now would be it? If one were motivated enough to cut and paste? Really? hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/90 "2009-02-17T02:58:42Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Jim never has a second cup of Hitler at home. To be polite, I always ask, “One Hitler or two?” Oddly enough, no one ever wants two Hitlers. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/91 "2009-02-17T03:05:09Z")
> [@mr.jp](#): > > 1. People who make unspecific thread titles. > > “Huh, I did not know that”, “A question”, “Something I was thinking about” > > Make a proper title you idiots! > 2. People who write boring posts that don’t contribute anything. > > For instance, if there is a thread about an episode of a tv show, there will often be posts that are basically just small talk. > > “I usually like to sit down with a cup of tea every thursday and watch this show. This time however, I missed the first 8 minutes. I still enjoyed it.” tl;dr ---
**Author:** ![seodoa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@seodoa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seodoa)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/92 "2009-02-17T03:48:15Z")
> [@Tristan](#): > > tl;dr tl;dr ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/93 "2009-02-17T05:02:48Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I think it’s time to mention Hitler. Well, as long as he’s not in the room, I suppose it’s okay. But I tell ya, the minute that guy hears his name, it’s “Sig!” this and “Heil!” that, and the man _never_ shuts up about the Jews. It puts a man right off his tea, it does. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/94 "2009-02-17T13:42:36Z")
Yes, I was thinking that over my morning orange jews. … Juice, I meant _juice_. The Hitler guy, he really is a conversation stopper. ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/95 "2009-02-17T14:20:55Z")
> [@SuntanTigerTamer](#): > > So you’re saying that if ever were the time for the Fifty ASCII Hitlers on the SDMB, now would be it? If one were motivated enough to cut and paste? Really? > hmmmm… > Last edited by SuntanTigerTamer; Yesterday at 08:10 PM. Reason: spleeling fail Wouldn’t that be: spleeling FEIL! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/96 "2009-02-17T14:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > But I tell ya, the minute that guy hears his name, it’s “Sig!” this and “Heil!” that, and the man never shuts up about the Jews. And he goes on and on about " Arbeit mach frei" this and " Arbeit Mach Frei" that and he doesn’t do a thing about the house. Bit ironic, innit? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/97 "2009-02-17T14:40:34Z")
According to David Bowie, Hitler was just an unfulfilled pop star. If he’d been born in a later era( and a different country), he could have been Bono. ---
**Author:** ![Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/98 "2009-02-18T17:40:50Z")
Colonel flapjack with muddy waters spelling about the time that magazines became frightfully thuunderclap Capitol beginning thruway underneath which the corn stared the rooster down into the depths. Of shame. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/99 "2009-02-18T17:44:25Z")
> [@Seeker of Truth & Beauty](#): > > Colonel flapjack with muddy waters spelling about the time that magazines became frightfully thuunderclap Capitol beginning thruway underneath which the corn stared the rooster down into the depths. Of shame. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Seeker\_of\_Truth\_and\_Beauty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seeker_of_Truth_and_Beauty)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-people-who-waste-my-time-on-this-board/485941/100 "2009-02-18T18:15:05Z")
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