# I pit proselytizing faithbaiters **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 16, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418 "2005-02-16T21:04:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/41 "2005-02-17T02:21:32Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Betcha it’s the latest from _Coders for Christ_, those fundie geeks. 😉 I googled that for shits and giggles, and I actually found something similar :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cheez\_Whia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d26b3c/32.png) [@Cheez\_Whia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheez_Whia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/42 "2005-02-17T03:15:14Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > I always wanted a Darwin fish, with the little feet. 😃 Try here:[http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html](http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html) Have fun! ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/43 "2005-02-17T03:18:38Z")
> [@Enginerd](#): > > You tryin’ to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball? It’s safe to assume he cannot. I just looked at [baseballreference.com](http://baseballreference.com) and he’s not listed. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/44 "2005-02-17T04:28:14Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > It’s safe to assume he cannot. I just looked at [baseballreference.com](http://baseballreference.com) and he’s not listed. He played a couple of seasons in double-A, but had to retire because of wrist injuries. He’s now [coaching little league.](http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html) ---
**Author:** ![D\_Odds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/d_odds/32/2882_2.png) [@D\_Odds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D_Odds)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/45 "2005-02-17T04:39:48Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > He played a couple of seasons in double-A, but had to retire because of wrist injuries. He’s now [coaching little league.](http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/sports.html) [black humor warning] Now we know where all the priests got the idea from. [/black humor warning] ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/46 "2005-02-17T06:45:50Z")
Naw, I think “Prosletyzing Faithbaiters” was the coolest band name in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/47 "2005-02-17T07:56:26Z")
Is it possible that this whole thing is a woosh? I read that quote and I think saracsm. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/48 "2005-02-17T17:22:28Z")
> [@D\_Odds](#): > > [black humor warning] > > Now we know where all the priests got the idea from. > > [/black humor warning] Oh god, my eyes! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/49 "2005-02-17T17:27:43Z")
Heathen sluts for Jesus vs. prostelyzing faithbaiters in a baseball game… who would win? _muses_ ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/50 "2005-02-17T17:51:56Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Yeah, we sure get a lot of drive-by atheists crossposting secular humanist witness-spam on the board here. Had one recently in GD, actually. Not bot-spamming, but looking for a creationist fight. And atheist drivebys are quite common on religious boards. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/51 "2005-02-17T18:07:30Z")
I don’t care if it rains or freezes, long as I got my Spamming Jesus… ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/52 "2005-02-17T21:00:22Z")
> [@andros](#): > > Had one recently in GD, actually. Not bot-spamming, but looking for a creationist fight. If the OP returned to defend his/her views, it certainly doesn’t count as an instance of “drive-by atheists crossposting secular humanist witness-spam”. I said “drive-by” and “spam” for a reason, I was referring to those people that pollute the board with a witnessing post and never intend to return to answer responses. “Looking for a fight” accurately describes many (most?) valid debates in GD, nothing wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/53 "2005-02-17T22:14:39Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Heathen sluts for Jesus vs. prostelyzing faithbaiters in a baseball game… who would win? _muses_ I have to go with HSFJ-have you seen those uniforms? Plus, the PFs could never argue a call with the Umpire-they’re conditioned to being poked repeatedly in the chest while hearing, “Get offa my fuckin’ porch.” ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/54 "2005-02-17T23:10:52Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > If the OP returned to defend his/her views, it certainly doesn’t count as an instance of “drive-by atheists crossposting secular humanist witness-spam”. I said “drive-by” and “spam” for a reason, I was referring to those people that pollute the board with a witnessing post and never intend to return to answer responses. > > “Looking for a fight” accurately describes many (most?) valid debates in GD, nothing wrong with that. Fair enough. ---
**Author:** ![Boggette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@Boggette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boggette)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/55 "2005-02-18T18:57:32Z")
“Have you found Jesus, Gump?” “I didn’t know I was supposed to be lookin’ for him!” ---
**Author:** ![Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phedre_no_Delaunay)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/56 "2005-02-19T05:26:06Z")
> [@CynicalGabe](#): > > It’s not like I’m sacrificing virgins to the Dark Lord while asking a golden cow statue for manna. You’re not?!? Party pooper! ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418/57 "2005-02-19T05:41:06Z")
> [@Phèdre nó Delaunay](#): > > You’re not?!? Party pooper! That you know of. :dubious: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-proselytizing-faithbaiters/290418.md?page=2)