# I pit Shodan the crybaby

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 23, 2017, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522 "2017-11-23T14:59:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/81 "2017-11-24T23:32:42Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> OK, now the ‘tattletales and crybabies’ part of the OP makes sense.
> 
> I endorse this Pitting.

I do as well. What a fucking ass.

He’s slime.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/82 "2017-11-25T00:11:05Z")

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> [@NAF1138](#):
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> And here I opened the thread hoping this was about Shodan complaining to the powers that be that Idle Thoughts had spoken about him on another board (positively but that doesn’t seem to matter) and started a chain of event that caused Idle to say fuck it and leave the SDMB.
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> THAT’S a worthy pit topic.
> 
> Fuck you Shodan. Delete your account.

> [@TokyoBayer](#):
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> I do as well. What a fucking ass.
> 
> He’s slime.

So you endorse inter-board drama?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/83 "2017-11-25T00:19:35Z")

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There’s no interboard drama here.

It’s all smoke and mirrors.

Shodan is an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/84 "2017-11-25T00:21:09Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> So you endorse inter-board drama?

**Shodan** apparently did, since he’s the one who came here whining, merely because _someone mentioned his name_. **Idle Thoughts** didn’t even insult him. **Shodan** was just being a total ass for the sake of doing so.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/85 "2017-11-25T00:22:05Z")

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There isn’t any inter-board drama, nor would there have been. I do find it strange that you jump right to that as the only conceivable rebuttal to condemnations of **Shodan** ’s actions.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/86 "2017-11-25T00:40:47Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> There isn’t any inter-board drama, nor would there have been. I do find it strange that you jump right to that as the only conceivable rebuttal to condemnations of **Shodan** ’s actions.

Rebuttal? Condemn away. I just find it odd that people who support speech having consequences are bothered that interboard gossip has consequences. I also find it strange that the ire is directed at one who has 0 power on this board.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/87 "2017-11-25T00:50:44Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> So you endorse inter-board drama?

It was **Shodan** that brought it back here. And the moron was being _defended._

Petards,  
running coach

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**Author:** ![Lickety\_Split\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lickety\_Split\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lickety_Split_1)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/88 "2017-11-25T00:56:29Z")

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> [@JackieLikesVariety](#):
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> I’m sure Shodan has been pitted before - so sure I didn’t even search for it - but I want to pit him again.
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> that whole “Regards” thing - so passive agressive and childish - so whiny, such a crybaby.
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> didn’t used to bother me but today it does.
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> people on this message boards can be nazis or MRAs, assholes or incompetent, liars or Russian bots. also tattletales and crybabies.
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> and for the rest of you? Those that aren’t shodan?
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> Happy Thanksgiving. 😛

Who are you going to “pit” him against?

And how does one “pit” somebody anyways? Is it akin to throwing them in a pit? Metaphorically speaking, of course.

Just curious.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2017, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-shodan-the-crybaby/802522/89 "2017-11-25T01:12:51Z")

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[Moderating]  
A substantial portion of this thread is about off-board drama and the moderating of the board, neither of which are appropriate topics for the Pit. As such, I’m closing it.  
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