I’m a southern girl (or at least I was twenty years ago), and I admit I’ve sneered at a couple of Yankee men. However, I was married to them at the time.
In many Southern states, it’s legal to shoot someone if you say “Oh, bless your heart” immediately afterwards.
Miracle Whip is just as tasty as mayo. Jello is disturbing enough by itself, I don’t see why other things must be added to it.
Also, I have no idea how prevalent it actually is, but midwesterners are the only people I know who make snicker salad so clearly there’s a screw loose in there somewhere.
We might be jerks, but we can make some mean biscuits.
You’d be grumpy too if you lived in a place where it was 100+ degrees five months out of the year.
The funny thing is, when we visited, everyone was super-nice. Nice as pie. But when we moved in, the heavy, heavy racism came out, as well as the regionalism. It’s like, spend your money here, and then move on.
Of course it’s not every Southerner. But the women are by far the worst. You can have 20 women in a room. And if even five of them are mean as sin and the other fifteen are just normal, what do you expect to remember?
Why the fuck would you ever move to Alabama? That’s like moving to Saudi Arabia – you’d better have a damn good reason to go to a shithole like that.
It’s possible the sentiment is sincere when you get out into the sticks, but in somewhere like Atlanta, which has a huge number of transplants, the “yankee/carpetbagger” bullshit doesn’t even make any sense. I had one serious girlfriend who was born and raised in the South, and she and her family would make those dumb jokes sometimes. Well guess what, I ended up marrying a Brazilian and to her, you’re the obnoxious Northerner. So go eat your nasty grits and shut the fuck up.
I’m from the midwest, and there, religion can be both!
Guys don’t “just try to make friends” with girls. When Harry met Sally taught me that.
But there’s nothing wrong with trying to get laid, is there ?
I don’t want to hurt any Alabamans feelings, but, I mostly agree…and I’m a Southerner too. Sorry, Alabamans.
Based on what I’ve heard, I can’t believe a southern girl is saying no.
I have never done anything but “just make friends” with girls and I’m about the guyiest guy I know.
You know, if you said that with a Southern accent…
Barbarians.
This just means that in an apocalyptic situation, you and I would be ideal bunker mates as we would not be stealing each other’s sandwich spreads.
Hmmm…I suppose so.
You probably wouldn’t swipe my pickled okra, or water melon pickles, either.
If it makes you feel any closer to each other, to me, you’re all Yankees. 
The Hell we are!
Hey, don’t be dissing the state I was born in. On second thought, I just read that my little, rural birthplace town has a population if 281. And 17 registered sex offenders. So - carry on!
*Come to think of it, this little statistic may account for the crankiness of southern women.
But were you trying to ? 